Not sure how Hillary comes out worse than Sauron, but ok. Proofreading is important.

SORRY but yes you voted for him because you are smug and hardcore snowflakin’. You clearly have little-to-nothing to lose from a Trump presidency. I voted for Bernie in the primaries and Hillary yesterday. Do I agree with a lot of Hillary’s policies? Not particularly.

However. I have moderate to severe asthma, which…

One of my friends from high school voted for Johnson in PA and also posted about how horrified she was this morning. PA went to Trump by like 79,000 votes. I refrained from commenting because I respect her but seriously. YOU MADE THIS POSSIBLE, DIPSHIT.

I used this analogy to explain to my friend why I’m so mad at third party voters:

Imagine you are the third party voter and your roommate voted for one of the two viable candidates (let’s say Trump here). Your roommate accidentally leaves the burner on sometimes. You come downstairs one day to find the burner on.…

I think the DNC really needs to reflect on how they treated Sanders supporters throughout this mess. Before Clinton won the primaries, there was the argument that Democrats should vote for Hillary because she’s the better candidate, and Bernie’s influence will pull her further left. It really didn’t, and when she won…

One aunt and myself voted for Clinton. Everyone else on both sides voted for Trump. I’ve told them to their faces they’re racist and greedy. Thanksgiving will be fun.

THANK YOU. I made this point on a conservative cousin’s facebook post about respecting other opinions. She literally said that respect is important because while I might find something racist, others may not interpret it that way. Sorry, no. Racism is a little more objective than that. And also as white middle class…

My boyfriend voted third party in PA and Trump got that state by like, 79,000 votes. We won’t be dating much longer. I’m actually not kidding.

Big Cranberry: the real culprit here.

Seriously though - Ocean Spray consists of water, like one cranberry, and tablespoons of sugar. Once when I was a stupid teenager, I bought a bag of cranberries from Produce Junction thinking they were going to be the greatest things ever, and I was shocked by how bitter they were.

But actually I do want this election to be over. Maybe next time...

Ashley I wish the election wasn’t tomorrow because you ask the tough questions and should moderate all of the debates.

Hopefully the defendants appreciate the ram ifications of their actions.

At the eye doctors when they’re shooting that puff of air right into your eye and they have to keep redoing it because you keep blinking.

I was in marching band in high school and every year at band camp, the boys would make a top ten “hot list” which, unsurprisingly, listed the 10 hottest girls in band.

Wine. Wine will be in my thermos when I’m waiting in line to vote for Hillz at 7AM. Wine will be in my coffee cup at work. Wine will get me through dinner. Wine 2016.

It’s all part of that klan mentality. They proudly proclaim their ideas in their echo chamber, but know they have to communicate with dog whistles around the rest of us. This one got caught.

This reminds me of John Oliver’s episode about journalism. Remember the clip where some business exec of a media group was presenting and said his business would now tailor all articles to what the readers want. When a journalist raised her hand and questioned this, the presenter yelled something like, “This is…