What about when he played an eager young acting student making sure the camera caught him in the front row?

Except those three weeks in May when he was grounded for god knows what reason*.

This calendar shows that Kavanaugh’s never been a man who makes good decisions; he went to Grease II and recorded that fact for posterity!

I, for one, love these shirts in the same way I love Confederate flag and MAGA merch. It tells you right away that the person is an asshole and should be avoided at all costs, as demonstrated by Jared Leto above. 

I bet Jared Leto smells really bad.

Its so weird that Jared Leto simultaneously looks like he really really really doesn’t want to be recognized at the airport.....while at the same time insisting on wearing a piece of clothing that will make everyone stare at him involuntarily.

Ugh I liked Salem’s fakeness... it added to the cheesy humor in the most late 90's way possible.

There appears to be a small amount of deviation from the original TV series.

That robot cat was fucking hilarious

Jared and Ivanka were on entertainment mogul and Democratic donor David Geffen’s $300 million yacht—one of the largest in the world—off the coast of Croatia, on vacation with Wendi Deng, a businesswoman and former wife of Rubert Murdoch.”

You won’t believe this One Simple Trick for missing the Joke!

And what about John Schneider, Bo Duke from “The Dukes of Hazard”?!

In addition to the cop shows it also explains how Kevin James can get the same show with a hot wife twice.

That is tied with the Ray Don rant as my all time faves

All of this does explain why CBS’s line up sucked so badly for the last 20 years. I watched a couple seasons of CSI, but other than that, I cannot think of a single show that I have watched on that network since the turn of the century.

Now millenials are killing the Olympics!

Great, now the air is going to be toxic as racist assholes all over the country try burning their tvs.

Donating $20 to Gillum’s campaign today.

In order to make myself feel better about my body, I just repeatedly tell myself that my body would have been the archetype of feminine beauty during the Renaissance.