ha! snorlax? lapras? yeah thats going to level you up real fast. those brutes pale in comparison to my 100 pidgeys. pokemon go isnt about catching them all, its about catching pidgeys. all of the pidgeys. level up, catch more pidgeys. screw gyms, catch more pidgeys. out of pokeballs? good, that means youve caught a…

I do not think of Melania when I hear or see the word classy.

I knew a girl who wasn’t allowed to watch Doug because there aren’t really green or blue people, and her mom didn’t want her to think that there were.

So it’s actually rape that makes you go blind, not masturbation.

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

Well that un-rapes dozens of women.

That’s Johhny 5 from the movie Short Circut. A movie I loved as a kid because I was to young to see the horrible racism involved with the Indian character being played by a white dude.

Johnny 5, bro! Damn millennials not respecting the classics that came before their time.

I honestly don't think she's there to reach out to Black people, she's there to reach out to white people to let them know that they're reaching out to Black people.

Ready for some chills? “Surgeon General Ben Carson.” Ugh, that hurt my fingers just to type.

I never thought that I would value anything LaToya ever did or said. I was wrong.

I’ve got a boisterous Republican family member on Facebook. He was a Cruz fan, now “reluctantly supports Trump”. There’s no talking to these people without them shouting “you don’t think I’m capable of voting my mind?”. Anything you say or do comes off as paternal hectoring.

Stacey Dash is probably stamping her foot like an angry, self-hating Rumpelstiltskin right now, outraged that the position didn’t go to her.

Well, you know she has Stacey Dash's vote on lock. There's that.

I hope that swert sweet paycheck helps her sleep at night.

(begins first day at 8 am)

Greg Abbott. Suppresses women, supports reactionary violence, bigotry and xenophobia, and sends lots of thoughts and prayers.

God the nationalism in this country is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And guess what? SOLDIERS AREN’T ALWAYS HEROES. Everybody can kiss my ass!

if you’re going by the book, you’re not supposed to wear it as a swimsuit or underwear or tshirt or anything else.