jeremy renner is the dr.spaceman of actors

By Gwen’s logic then, I should dump my husband and take up with the old man who lives two blocks away, because we are both going through the pain of a full-bathroom remodel at the exact same time. Or maybe I should start dating the girl from the 5K last weekend who had to stop and re-tie her shoe at the exact same…

Posting this on trump pages ;)

Why are women so bad at parking?

Mariah isn’t a celebrity I want to know better or see behind-the-scenes of. That would completely ruin the image I have of her. Don’t even tell me that she doesn’t take champagne showers and milk bubble baths attended by bedazzled male models that gently fan her with gold leafed palm fronds. Or that she doesn’t use a…

I cannot wait. Shine on, you beautiful diamond.

Why the hell wouldn’t a consultant get paid for their work? And what kind of stereotype are you implying here?

Let me give you a hypothetical here. So let’s say you’re an author writing a book about a subject you don’t know very much about. Let’s also say I happen to be an expert on the subject you want to write about. You come to me and want to know what I can tell you about the subject for your book. Should I just give you…

Um. Why shouldn’t they charge for this help? Do you think white historians specializing in specific periods and/or cultures don’t charge for consulting services for books, movies and TV?

Only Rowling should profit from Native American stories, right?

Excuse me. Why shouldn’t we get paid for our knowledge? People have taken it from us for years without asking and twisted it to set their purposes.

If you read the update from today, she seems to try and skirt the whole slavery thing by saying that until the 1920's, there weren’t many wizards in North America period, because no one wanted to live there. Which, I don’t know, saying that people didn’t want to live there during a time when many people were taken…

There’s also this mess:

100% uncontroversial take:

Let's just, like, any time someone wants to interview Caitlyn, they just go to the Wachowski sisters instead? Can we do that? For a better tomorrow?

I get Misha Barton and Misha Collins mixed up a lot. My brains always assumes it’s Misha Collins. I was getting excited think Cast was on Dancing with the Stars.

I for one am sick and tired of other states trying to wrest the title of “America’s Living Nightmare” away from Texas. We will arm endangered shorebirds with semi-automatic weapons while claiming that the South “really won” in our history textbooks if you other clowns keep persisting.

Wait, this isn’t from a JCrew catalog?

Looks fade but being a stupid, shitty person is forever. Good luck with that.

You can’t gently point something out to someone who you are calling a silly cow.