can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

Electronic Press Kit. Hey, I know that and am 5'7" and 120lbs on the moon, so maybe I can make this happen.

To be fair, he posted pretty much the same kind of requirements for male DJs:

They already have and Emma Stone is first in line to play Rukundo. If she’s not available though, I think Rooney Mara is down.

The hit men were so competent though! They extorted extra cash for killing a woman they didn’t even kill. So, one less murder to deal with, and they got paid extra for it. I mean I don’t want to think they’re nice guys but if I was going to be a hitperson (let's be PC here) for hire I would totally want to get paid…

When they shut down Google Reader I made this.

It was going to be a pretty pink flower wrapping and you’d have to pull the pedals off one by one thinking about your by crush in order to open it.

I need a couple of these. Since it’s gotten colder, it’s like I’ve got mice squatters I can’t get rid of. I tried those glue traps, but my goofy Chihuahua got one stuck to her butt, which was hysterical...until I had to spend 30 minutes detaching it from said butt.

Shipping White Josh/Darryl so hard.

But what about Darryl’s EDM-inspired song, “Having A Few People Over”? Or “HAFPO”? That was glorious madness.

Why not? You gotta pop that chad sometime.

I’m picturing Jeb! standing outside a New Hampshire polling station, holding a boombox over his head and wearing a shirt that says, “Was it good for you, too?”

Exactly. Vacation fling. We’ve all been there.

Could have been so much better if Duchovny went undercover as Denise Bryson.

Agreed. I find this article to be a tad extra sensitive on the topic. Mulder is clearly not incredibly familiar with the topic and explaining it can be confusing and mildly uncomfortable to some. Especially in a fantastical sense to a very confused were-monster who’s somehow Australian. To the general public this can…

Murray would disagree about those dirty aussies

I thought Mulder’s response showed that he *knew* it wasn’t right to say “she used to be a man,” but the proper way to describe the situation to someone who was completely ignorant. As the toad character so desperately wanted to die because his very identity was now challenged by his body- they drew the parallel but…

It’s a show about monsters. I didn’t get that the writer was trying to draw a parallel between monster and trans* at all. Mulder fumbled his explanation and it felt appropriate. He’s a forty something year old cis guy that watches a shit ton of porn. He’s not going to get it 100% correct but he tried. The writer…

I read a tweet once that said “vaping is a fedora for your mouth,” and I’ve always thought that Leo DiCaprio was the human version of a fedora, so by transitive property... was he smoking himself?