I picture him on his PX90 -
then runing to his balcony to an every hour, on the hour Jesus pose while he yells: “WINNING!” to any passersby.

Just email him this.

SpeakerRyan’s Ryan speakers.

That and it’s the 10th anniversary of my 29th birthday today, and I have the day off, so good Jezebeling* is the icing on the cake.

they’re posting about 3 articles for every gawker one.

He pops up every now and then to offer a reward for evidence of sexual shenanigans amongst the puritan set of the GOP.

My face as I thought too deeply about Larry and Hef in the mansion. It would be the old, pornman version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?.

FACT: YOU WILL BE HAUNTED BY YOUR ABORTED BABY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

I’m not trying to be snarky here, but, are you a football fan? Are you aware of the importance of film study in...everything in that sport?

FACT: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE AN ABORTION

Quality Control is the ground level of coaching. I work with an NCAA team and we have three Quality Control positions. They are just as valuable to the assistant coaches and head coach as any other underling position. So will she be charting plays and making game time decisions? No, probably not. But this is a…

Yeah, that’s not it at all. A QCC is basically a factotum. They help break down film and analyze opposing teams, and for Katryn Smith, she will help prepare for opposing special teams looks and personnel. QCC’s also make sure the coaches and players are ready with plays and game plans. To call her a “water boy” is…

I have long suspected that this sort of stuff is what gets Scalia off.

That enthusiasm made itself evident when he was clerking for Supreme Court Justice William H. Rehnquist in 1996, the Times writes, and became known for his colorful briefs on death penalty appeals, which “often dwelled on the lurid details of murders that other clerks tended to summarize in order to quickly move to…

Tyrese always seemed to be punching way above his weight class in terms of famous friends. I think we just discovered his secret: total mastery of normcore-fabulous.

Yeah, the kids with lead poisoning are Snyder’s gift to the future. Every one of those kids will not achieve their full potential, even if they live successful lives, because every one of them will lose IQ points and have some additional issues forever because of the poisoning. And, of course, all of those kids will…

I nearly had an aneurysm arguing with some idiot on facebook who, despite literally everyone calling him an idiot, insisted the residents of Flint need to pay their water bills despite the fact that the product is literally poison, because they had to use the water in order to be poisoned so if they’re claiming…

The Feds couldn’t go in until the state Governor requested assistance.

Its a state issue. They just recently asked the Feds to get involved.

Nobody overreact about this, okay? As of today, it’s still mostly affecting black people, so no need to panic. We need to monitor the situation to see if it spreads to any predominately white communities.