Related: I really don’t think it looks cute, and I always felt awkward putting it on because I felt like it looked like I was making out with it.

My roommates cat thinks its a toy and chases it around my room. It’s an excellent shape for that.

Yeah they did kind of go rogue this year, with Mozart in the Jungle and Wolf Hall and whatnot. I like the Globes for the way they honor comedies, and I found it disappointing that they let the Martian game that. Happy that they went rogue for Mr. Robot though, because that show is great. Regarding DiCaprio, though:

Can you blame me? I mean, you’ve all SEEN The Revenant, right?

My dad was in the military, so I grew up around military people. One thing I learned is that the more someone in the service brags, the less impressive their actual career is.

Better still: She does an album of Ryan Adams covers.

By the by, the Dixie Chicks did a beautiful cover of Patti Griffin’s “let him fly.” I highly recommend you check it out. Those chicks can saaang!

“All my life I have regretted not losing my virginity in exactly the circumstances described in Deana Carter’s masterpiece “Strawberry Wine.””

I would pay money to see T-Swizzle cover “Goodbye Earl”. The Internet exploding would be worth the price of admission.

Yeah, but it’s long been established that Liz is pulling a “Weekend at Bernie’s” scheme until the throne can be passed to William. So it’s probably fine to do a biopic.

It does me. But I don’t think QE or Philip will ever die at this point.

Genuinely thought it said MARTIAL ARTS DRAMA about Queen Elizabeth.

I’m obsessed w/ the clip from the trailer where she’s at Nicole Brown’s funeral w/ Connie Britton as Faye Resnick and goes “Do you think he did it?” in the most amazing Kris Jenner voice imaginable.

HDU! One streak of gray is the ultimate in sexy british widowers in NYC!

The ex PM of India rocked it pretty well too

keep trying to think of something funny to reply but keep getting drawn into the intensity of Schwinn’s glare into middle distance

i can’t decide if selma blair will be the perfect kris, or just awful.

I’m assuming that’s Ted Cruz’s Oregon campaign headquarters?

You know how some things look exactly as you thought they’d look? All it needs is a sign that says “all lives matter”.

This is just the picture people should use to represent the GOP from now on. All it’s missing is a gun slung across the back of the chair.