I was expecting this to be about plastic surgery. Someone should probably have that intervention with Lil' Kim first, then they can talk to her about lopsided rap beefs.

You know, I gotta say that if following Bieber causes them to find out about Malala (because they're not likely to read about her in Tiger Beat or whatever), it's a win. File this under "people doing the right thing possibly for the wrong reasons".

Just go back to Once please TT_TT

Rory Marries Man Who Is Not Dean, Jess or Logan (He's Not Even Marty)

Wait...STAR has coupons??

As far as I can tell, all of the parts suck, except for the surrogate taking care of Gammy.

I can't wait for the day when average people no longer know history that is more than a week old.

Well, as someone who used to work for the MEGA-BRAND that spawned the Pink collection, and knows that they employ a giant, ruthless team of lawyers to destroy everyone who stands in their path, I have only one thing to say (well, one thing, many times over)... LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO…

"Yes, one can only imagine the scores of women who, looking for women's lingerie, have accidentally been led astray to a posh men's clothing store and after suddenly realizing that they have made a terrible mistake"

Maybe they have a medical use, like when dude develops elephant balls or something. I "dated" A guy once who had a micro peen but his testicals where enormous. He'd probably appreciate the hipster freeballer inside down sweatshirt pants.

If I reply "nothing" it's usually because I was thinking about motorcycles, guns or some other topic that will make my girlfriend rightfully roll her eyes.

Unless it's followed by a slight smirk. Then it's sex.

They capture your small batch methane emitions that you can then harvest and re-purpose and re-brand as 100% local artisinal biofuel.

That watch is $35 on Amazon.

Finally, the Jez/Deadspin crossover post that we have always deserved.

Many guys would be perfectly willing to offer such insights. Tip # 1: if we say we're "thinking of nothing"? We really are thinking of nothing.

It's like he lost a bet that involved "modeling," "homeless Steve Zissou," and "horrible website."

This was extremely amusing. I love everyone's issues with the sweater shorts (and looking at them from the back is the stuff of nightmares).

No lie, when you compare my Facebook selfies to my CVS passport photo, it could pass for the faces of meth campaign.

My friend flashed me at the exact moment I got my student ID card pic taken. I had to go through my entire university career with a picture of me making a sort of stunned pancake face.