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My proms were 95 and 96. No one was wearing anything skin tight. A column dress would be the closest thing, and those were mostly floor length. Both of my dresses showed off my bosom more than any regular clothes, but not even in an inappropriate way (just in a way that made teenage boys stare).

I have a friend who looks completely white, but has a black father. Her blackness gets challenged much more than you would imagine.

When they’re contentious, they can end up in a jury trial. I don’t know statistics--it’s not common, but it happens. My boyfriend’s almost did, until his ex admitted that she was lying about a bunch of stuff.

I was on tap for jury duty starting today. After reading an article about this last night, in the local paper that specified that juror selection would begin this morning, I had been terrified that I would end up on this case. Luckily I got released. I would think his lawyer would love to have a woman on the jury

I’m sure Christ is really concerned that I’m not up to speed on my Janet Jackson gossip. I’ll make sure to apologize in my nightly prayers.

Grassy Knowles-Carter will really bring in all the conspiracy theory crowds to the Beyhive.

That was my thought: unplanned and she decided to keep it even if the marriage was going down the tubes, because it would really be her last chance.

He’s the one that Key and Peele called A-A-Ron. That always helps me.

It absolutely is that kind of token.

It’s totally how they pick each other out in a crowd, and they will absolutely treat a fellow Aggie differently than they treat anyone else in the room.

They do it that way so that you see their Aggie ring. It’s a Thing.

His territory is pretty much all rural counties in East-Central Texas. He is very cozy. 

I don’t comment often, but I try to make it good when I do.

Yeah, but then he went and made The Love Guru and I stopped feeling bad for him.

I hope Mike Myers and Kanye get cameos.

He says, “I’ve never seen it like this.”

Her boobs sure are floating though!

1. I forgot all about that.

Unfortunately, Buc-ees supports super right-wing politicians and causes. Sometimes those bathrooms win over my conscience, though.