Won’t He do it!

She is all of our grandmothers. My Grandmother called him Deznel until the day she died. I love me some Deznel Washington.

*Clears Throat* Don’t waaaaaaake meeeeeee, I’m steeeeeaaaalllliiiinnnnnn...

This is peak Negrocity. This is blacker than Obama’s Easter Suit. Blacker than Collards with Salt Pork. Even Kanye strolling the red carpet at the VMAs with a bottle of yak isn’t this black. This is the Vantablack of Niggananigans. We will never see another instance of blackness like this in our lifetime. It should be…

Grits with sugar are the way, the truth, and the light. They are the reason why Beyonce is bootylicious. They keep the pum pum sweet and ready to eat. They are responsible for many a thick thigh that saves lives. It is the fuel that starts a voluptious woman’s day. Paired with some seasoned eggs, bacon or sausage,…

It’s unfortunate but we know how this story will end. This white terrorist will not be vilified. He will be “misunderstood” or deemed to have suffered “mental illness.” America will say prayers, wave flags, and mourn the dead. We will see the images of those that lost their lives for the next few days. Here stories of…

Keeping Kaep off of the SI cover is like taking Jesus out of the bible. You don’t get the full story. How it even made it to print that way is mind boggling. We wouldn’t still be talking avout this issue if it weren’t for the man in question taking a seat and then taking a knee. Not only is his cause (America’s cause,…

This is some BULLSHIT. Big Mama and her burnt arm is rolling over in her grave. All y’all Noveau Blacks who are too good for collard greens with meat and grits are the reason why we as blacks can’t have nice things. Y’all dine at Phillipe Chow once and think you are Anthony Bourdain. But, like Sister Jennifer Hudson…

As sitting Deaconess of the Love God But Cuss A Lil Bit board I approve this message. Ultralight Beam is equal parts Walter Hawkins and Jigga My Nigga. It is the Goin’ Up Yonder for those of us that go to church and play Spades on Sundays.

He can stop the commercial but he can’t stop that check. Von still got paid and they got outed as racist. It’s a win

First day of a 21 month bid. This finna be a breeze...🙅🏾‍♀️

I prefer to use the term “gooch”, but taint is quite hilarious.

Maybe he meant breastises?

Moist is the number one worst and hated word in the English language followed closely by smegma. Issa fact.

These are the faces of the aunties and uncles when your cousin Man Man talks about his local rap carrer and how his new EP, Issa Mixtape, got 100 spins on Soundcloud.

want to get a T-shirt that reads, “Actually we’re not together anymore. But it’s all good. For real.” This is so true. After divorcing my husband of 13 years I have had nothing but awkard conversations with family, friends, associates, etc. No one quite knows what to say. Except there was the one dude that treated the…

When a woman is angry and she says she wants to chop it up with you...

That moment when you see someone you know on this list. I am so proud of my friend Lee Merritt for becoming such a powerful man in the social justice community. He is so young and is already making a difference representing the underserved. Looking forward to the day he is sitting at number 1.

Not all heroes wear capes.

White people can’t help but try to save their own. No matter how terrible a human being they are. Spicey has proven to be trash. He accepted a job where he was the mouthpiece for the biggest piece of trash America has to offer. Yet he was offered a platform where he could somewhat redeem himselves in the eyeyes of the…