This is a bizarre comparison that probably sounded much funnier in your head.

I had married Lydia, and was using Stenvar as my follower. Me and Stenvar were best buds. He came over to my house and we sat around the fire and ate poisonous herbs and got high af bruh, for real. Then one time he came over and we were just hanging out, and he was like “eh?” and he gestured at Lydia, like he wanted…

I felt the same way about sending messages through ritualistic killings and Se7en, but sometimes you just have to appreciate the interest movies build in the younger set to carry the torch to the next generation.

I cannot recall the last time it took me more than a couple of minutes to get a printer working on a PC.

Wrong on so many levels

The amount of armchair (asshole) parents who have crawled out of the woodwork because of this article is quite disturbing. As a teacher, these are the kids we end up having to spend extra time teaching and explaining empathy and other basic human emotions as they push kids off the swings and take shit without asking…

Luke with milk in his beard is about demystifying the last Jedi. He’s not the great space wizard who’s going to save everyone, he’s just a bitter, weird old hermit. I think it’s a lot more subversive to leave that kind of thing than to take it out.

Satire is an art form generally defined by nuance and a careful mimicry of its intended target.

This post—and the OP—are neither subtle nor careful; you’re essentially attempting to mock a straw “SJW” with kludge-fisted attempts at witticism.

...and the sad part is, there are people who are going to buy it.

Perhaps a…

If you want a Tesla love-fest and Musk-worshiping posts, go back to the Model 3 Facebook group. Then you can be edgy and cool like the rest of them and refer to is as the “M3" even though we all know that’s BS.

-Signed an EV owner who likes Tesla, but despises Tesla/Musk fanboys

Someone please correct me if I’m wrong. An activist investor is an individual or organization which invests in a company for the sole purpose of generating profits for the fellow invostors. Generation includes stacking the board of directors with people who follow your ideas and to gain control of the company. It also…

Kinda misses the point though, surely?

Looks shopped to me. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.

I love Green Mario.

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

Oh, sweet thanks for the heads up!

>“One-trick-pony” (in terms of acceleration)

Pros stated from the video:

Seems a lot of people commenting here are excited about this and want to read this. Maybe stop trying to censure people and read what you want to read?

Maybe she is using a man’s name. Bjork is a common Nordic surname.

Ken is rated too high.