You ALL are doing it wrong..... Steve has it partly right.

you had an awesome middle school teacher. Reminds me of a high school teacher I had who used to suggest the most effective form of birth control was an aspirin — held tightly between the knees.

I use them not for the bacterial protection, but because the last person who squatted likely peed on the seat and I don’t want to sit in their pee.

As my middle school health teacher said, “The only way you’re going to catch anything from sitting on the toilet is if the other person is still there.”

Because the Dirty on my keyboard is my dirt, where the dirt on a public toilet is some other dirty hobo’s dirt.

Hey guys, we got an archery expert here.

How in the world did I end up on an article from 5+ years ago? This was linked directly from the Deadspin home page for me today, in the “You may also like” section. Horrible.

Look, toilet time is frustrating enough without bringing this game in there with me.

I can see the poll just fine. Clicking the Vote button does nothing, which is the case every time there is a poll published on this site.

Whatever Earthworm Jim does right or wrong, it’s still one of the most memorable games from the Genesis era. I was never able to beat it, but that didn’t stop me from trying! I did however manage to beat Toejam & Earl 2, another unconventional platformer from that era.

I can’t believe “Play video games nonstop until you die” is beating out “never play a game again for the rest of your life” by such a wide margin. I like gaming, but I also like spending time with my kids and going places, etc.

I’m pretty damn excited about SMO! I think I’ll hold off on getting a Switch until it is released, and then pick up Zelda and be in Nintendo bliss for a bit.

If this game had released into Early Access in this state, it’d be a darling with potential in the future after some fixes.

What do you mean comfort area? Older? Or different type of car? I’m hoping this will be the last minivan so want something with low enough miles to last 10 years when my oldest will be about to graduate. But, who’s counting.

It’s ironic that you would make a comment like this in an article about an adaptation of a nearly 20-year-old cult classic piece of cyberpunk fiction that often goes dozens of pages without even one word of dialogue.

Pffft, sugar is worse. Doesn’t matter if it’s cane or beet, it will use a fuckton of water.

It’s still completely disingenuous to make this about “used” water.

If you eat meat raised somewhere that isn’t in a drought, that water has re-entered the water cycle. 660 gallons of water weighs just over 2 tons. Burgers weigh a lot less - all of that water is back in nature already and is not used up.

I have a warning about befriending Muslims around Ramadan. Last time I did it was with some tenants I had. Late one day, one of them came running to my office in a panic saying there was a leak in his apartment and everything was getting soaked. I raced over there with my giant wrench to turn off the water and found…