There’s only one piece of advice that people should offer at commencement addresses: Everybody is an idiot.

When people ask me my opinion on the Death Penalty, I tell them that I’m opposed to it with the exception of Baylor’s football program.

You’re giving him way too much credit. Based on his public statements on the DPRK he legitimately seems to think Kim Jong-Un is the same leader Clinton dealt with in the 90s. I don’t think he would have any idea the various murals he sees are actually of different generations of leaders.

I love that you’ve made Kim Jong-Un into Tom Brady here. +1

“I think they both live under the sea, dummy. Aquaman is the mayor and he has ZERO illegals in Aqua Town because he put up a wall. Ok, its a net but still. ZERO MEXICANS.”

And then they both devour copious amounts of cake...

DONALD TRUMP: It’s a great honor to meet you finally. Great country you have here. Not the best country. But great murals of you and your dad and your dad’s dad. Very thinning.

If by radio show you mean commercial for subway, soda stream, and 1800 Flowers, then I know what you’re talking about.

It’s the most bland, unoffensive shit ESPN could find for the East Coast rush hour crowd. It acted as ESPN and the NFL’s way to start the day’s opinion show news cycle while also not generating controversy (and I don’t mean Cowherd-style controversy, I mean unpopular but moral stands).

Yes.

Neither am I.

Yohkoh Bunchkin Is Jus Tryna Break Up The Pats It’s Wicked Unfaiah

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

She’s trying so hard to make excuses for him supporting trump.

Plus, I bet most of those fans know the difference between skinning and plucking poultry.

why does Ohio perpetually feel the need to leg-tug for sports attention?

His actual hand size?

I heard the source would only allow himself to be called “Bofa” by the press.

Sacramento would be even better.

You new around here?