You didn’t notice anything different from any other players because the NBA has decided that it is pretty much never going to call carries. I’m no NBA conspiracy truther but it’s pretty clear the NBA decided that players being able to pull off cool change-of-direction moves is good and fun, and as a result it decided…

Take caution in your tone when you speak of our Commandurine Chief.

If some guy pulled that on me in a Penn State bathroom, I can guarantee you I would rhythmically slap the shit out of him.

It’s seriously awful. I lived in Pittsburgh for six years and when I first got there I went to Primanti’s to see what all the locals were talking about. It was a huge mistake.

He was acting very Presidential, then, so I don’t see why anyone objects.

Maybe that’s why he was pissed...

I’d rather get peed on than eat the abominations that they call sandwiches at Primanti’s...

Outraged fans and alumni were quick to condemn Skoff’s actions as the most horrific and disgraceful thing that a member of the PSU athletic community has ever been involved with.

Pee’n State

That’s an organization who won’t hire a non-francophone coach. You can imagine how they reacted to having a black player who was at times outspoken and actually showed personality.

Your story interests me. Tell me more about these good parts.

i only watch sportscenter when slightly buzzed at 11 pm and svp shows actual highlights with moderatlely humerous commentary

ESPN.com’s front page is a mess and decent analysis is hard to find if you miss it in the feed.

He is, to steal a famous phrase from another great ESPNer, as cool as the other side of the pillow.

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

They weren’t waiting on an ambulance for him. There wasn’t a replacement for the one he was taken off in. Rules state they can’t start playing until there is one.

It’s not even a little bit ambiguous. Maybe it is denser than you are accustomed to, but it is perfectly clear. You are reading it incorrectly. Not just differently. Incorrectly. You are embarrassing yourself by insulting the writer and editor when they are indisputably correct. This isn’t even a case where legalese…

Maybe stick to wrestling facts.

So you’re saying that the NFL wants to be publiclly seen as morally sound but is in fact run by shady business men? Never would have guessed. Great read, glad you got another outlet to share this on.

Goodell wringing his hands about gambling is like Trump bragging how much he cares for the environment.