This might strike you as insane, but I have never molested a woman yet I am often around them.

I love this....but I also know from my time working as a tour guide at PNC Park that the braille is there to adhere to the ADA.

One of the problems with judging baseball umpires is that most of the calls are much more black or white. The ball was fair or foul, a strike or a ball, a catch or not, etc. In other sports you have contact fouls which require a level of judgement. Every play in football has a hold, every time someone drives in…

Yeah, if replay showed us anything, its that umpires for the most part actually know what they’re doing (aside from balls and strikes, jury’s still out there).

I actually think they’re the best of the bunch, while still being bad.

“...except for all the others.”

I would not be surprised if they were like Force Awakens Stormtroopers. At all.

“Baseball umpires are the worst referees of any major sport”

No one in the White House knows who Mike Pence is.

I’d be surprised they know their own names.

Of course they are, they’re umpires not referees.

Those lucky motherfuckers.

“I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.”

Fuggin’ A right he should’ve!

1) agreed. I’ve never understood the fans brawling at sports thing. If you can’t handle the combination of booze, tight spaces, and other people having shitty opinions... you should just stay home.

He should have responded like a Philly fan. Vomited on her...Not thrown batteries at her.

Meh, article said neither needed medical attention, if it was that good of a punch she should need medical attention. I know that when I haul off and sucker punch woman at a ball game she gets knocked the fuck out!!. (I don’t actually hit women, I get my wife to hit them)

Although she is from the mid-west and those…

While it still doesn’t justify hitting them, women that spit on and/or hit men because they know any non-piece of shit WON’T hit them are total fucking assholes...

1) He’s a piece of shit for punching another person, man or woman, at a baseball game.