1/ We want people to ice down their war boners.

Was it our fight in WWII when Nazis were slaughtering Jews, Blacks, Gays, Roma, and the Handicap by the millions? How many more people will Assad and ISIS slaughter before we realize that neither side will back down without international action?

Honestly, I don’t understand the uproar. 7 people were killed by US missiles yesterday. We even gave their allies warning before launching them.

While I’m certainly not itching for World War 3, I’m a little sympathetic to some people who see this as a preferable alternative to the previous Syria policy of “Maybe Assad will get bored of killing his own people?” even if it risks larger problems.

Watching Rachel fucking Maddow, of all people, applaud the airstrikes last night was fucking appalling.

I guess Lonzo black half had the 10 points and his white half was the one that was getting beat by Fox all game.

This is closer to the truth. I mean, first of all, fuck off, Lavar. Glad to see you go. The epitome of horrible sports dad and the “one and done” culture, though Lonzo doesn’t seem to have inherited too much of that... yet.

This is what I keep missing when people say how great Ball is. Yes, he knows how to play basketball and is a great passer but I have never watched a game of his and said this kid is the next Magic, Kidd, or whomever else he is been hyperbolically compared to. I genuinely hope he has a grown-up moment when he signs his…

from the guy who averaged two points a game...

This pasty Wisconsin team beat a better, blacker Kentucky said in the final four than the one his son’s white guys lost to

A real star can take his team on his back. Like Steph did with fuckin Davidson. Of course Steph’s dad was actually good at basketball

And yet they lost because De’Aaron Fox torched the ever-living fuck out of Ball for 30 or 40 points because Ball’s foot speed was too slow. And Ball only scored 10 for pretty much the exact same reason. And UCLA’s leading scorer in that game was white. You can’t make this shit up.

Especially the half white part.

No team is going to win a championship when their best player is Drake.

If we pretend like he’s not here, maybe he’ll leave...

Phil Mickelson is the closest thing there is to an absolute, universal hero to exclusionary rich assholes. I’m very comfortable assuming he’d be able to find his way onto any golf course he wanted, anywhere, with about a 99.7% success rate.

I’m happy this story wasn’t spun to be really negative, or paint Mickelson in a poor light. Gambling and golf are kind of synonymous. It just is ingrained in the culture, keeps matches fun, and there isn’t a pro out there who hasn’t gambled on a non-competitive round

I think the article was saying that they both cut their teeth on California public courses, not that they’re playing those courses now.

Nope, it’s legit. There are no exclusionary rich assholes like exclusionary rich California assholes.

Wow. That has to be satire, right? This must be a The Onion article.