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otherwise known as Small Dick Meetup

once the Robot Rebellion starts it will be the rules of Death Race 2000

the writers turned out to be hacks with their ultimate cop-out purgatory BS, and missed a big opportunity with the final season to have a showdown between Desmond and Eloise for control of the timeline ... Lost Better Ending

Russians, crude vulgar people and Russia, a crude vulgar place ... keepin' it classy

it seems that athletes are expected to perform physically and not express opinions - the same way female models are not sought out for their views on world events ... many professional athletes are highly educated and highly intelligent but they rarely get credit for it and are looked upon as some kind of anomaly if

Papa John's and white trash areas coincide

he didn't seem real broken up about it but when you're sexing up women all over and making babies all over just how close can you be to these children?

Zac, see a doctor

notwhenyouhavearunaway streamofconsciousness that just spillsout of your h e a d ... and fingersgoflying on the ke y p ad & VIOLA ... a long runon spillofwords

Kanye West is just trolling us all now, seeing if we can possibly hate him anymore than we already do

the move to "chip" all newborns is coming, and then children, and then everybody "for our safety"

this is one instance where I actually agree with the policy and practice - driving is a privilege not a right - you must pass a test and get a license ... the plates that denote your vehicle and current status are plainly visible

here's a thought

"You no make cowredge parank heer !"

I'm starting to get interviews - if I take a job but want to keep looking, what's the best way to go about that?

Seth McFarland - utter mediocrity with a low-brow sensibility and crude, unsophisticated creative output

"Kirk's insecurities" ... and herein lies the main problem. To quote TOS: "non-sequitur, your facts are out-of-order"

the internet is like going outside your door and into the world and you can choose to go anywhere - the sleaziest ally with the most dangerous thugs or the most grand boulevard with the most elegant and tony people ... just as you can turn your TV off so too is the internet merely a tool - the doomsayers and champions