I WANT SOME BUTTS!!!

Susan Sarandon is a queen and Piers Morgan needs to grovel at her feet like the peasant he is. That tbt tweet, my God, she's amazing.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.…

No kidding. A while ago two idiots won millions in a Canadian lottery and said they were giving ALL of it to some charity. That was the lamest thing ever, if you don’t want the money, don’t play. I don’t even bet and and I was ticked off with them.

Hey, has anybody seen my peyote?

Julianne, you vicious bro! How could you stoop so low as to harass this poor poor woman with an article like this?!?!?!

yes, but not because of any of your reasons.

Motorized Doping, Explained: They put a motor in the bike.

Third story on this in two days? You guys are really milking this.

The franchise is based around the actual sport of football. Not a 3 minute sideshow.

NFL “cheerleaders” aren’t even real cheerleaders. They don’t follow the action, direct appropriate cheers or do any sort of routines that involve talent. They writhe, wiggle and shimmy, that’s it. They exist to comfort NFL fans lest they start to wonder why they’re so emotionally attached to large burly men in spandex…

Well, I didn’t think that the Cheerleaders would win but then I remembered they were playing the Jets.

This IS America, and everyone knows the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

Wait, you seriously think that “it has math” is a valid criticism of a study?

I can’t believe this entire article is written on the criticism of one man. Why would you spend the time to write this article when you could be writing something more productive? Spending your time finding those others artists who deserve the spotlight and informing the public about their individual accomplishments…

I despise these types of articles. Basically “hate articles”. There are plenty of celebs whose celebrity-status I can’t grasp, but here’s what’s great about that, I don’t have to care. You not only wasted my time with this article, but arguably yours as well. I personally find his music fun and it appears that he’s…

Much like Lal, you didn't catch the joke.

Don't let the joke fly so far over your head next time.

747 CMCA: pooping out democracy, one cruise missile at a time.