I’ve thought about this a bit; I’d like to figure out just how much time dilates at 60 MPH. 

this is a valid point. I need to figure out how the red light affects things.

You forgot to add in the propulsive force of my tail lights.

It might predate your first camera phone, but it doesn’t predate camera phones. My 2002 phone even took fairly decent pictures rather than the pixelated thumbnails the early ones got.

They will build it... but change it ever so slightly... into a minivan

The current one is getting a bit old...

False, no chance in hell you can fake my BMW transponder key.

I wonder how much longer it will be until simplicity becomes fashionable again.

I used to be an active member of a particular GM-related car forum before its leadership changed and it devolved into an enraged safe space for Tea Partiers and Trump supporters. Every 50+ year-old armchair CEO’s answer to GM’s problems was “GM needs more coupes... you know, for kids!” (I tried to insert a Hudsucker…

I guess building koupes is not Kia’s forte....

My freshman year of college, which was 2009 and also right around when these things came out, there was a guy on campus who bought one (or his parents gave it to him) and boy did he think he was hot shit in his Forte Koup. He would always rev it and peel out in it. I on the other hand always laughed at him because I…

There’s so much B.S. coming from this site, and from Monique, but then racist shit like this just makes it seem like everyone who is NOT black is racist towards them. Acting like this makes it okay for BLM to act the same way. Maybe there are some real dirt balls in the group, but some of them are just idiots. When a…

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It is RACIST to EVER criticize black people for ANYTHING! Blacks are all 100% innocent angels, and even if they aren’t, it is wypipo’s fault.

So if a white person is using profanity in public, it’s looked down upon. But a black person, then that is their culture and okay? If a white person said “nigger” then this would be an entirely different conversation. But “cracker,” oh, that’s fine. FFS.

You view economics as something more reliable than I do. I don’t think it is brain surgery. I think it is picking an NCAA bracket. 10 year old Tommy picking by his favorite team colors has every bit the chance as an ESPN analyst. That’s how unreliable I view economic predictions from literally anybody.

Also in many states if you’re over 16 you need to carry a state-issued ID anyway. Driving or not.

A vegetarian lady was denied this plate.

Aah, so 2 is for dirty minded people, but the thought of 3 in the same manner is just plain ludicrous. I'll have to remember that the next time I get in a pros/cons conversation about the shocker over on Jezebel o.O