To celebrate watching last night, my boyfriend and I had awesome premarital sex. Our heathen, Jewish-Ex-Catholic love was hot.

I second that...go! This story is NOT the norm. Getting your lady-bits checked is just a healthy thing to do - especially if you are or want to use them!

I'm a "9 month to the day" baby. I used to think it was a fun-fact, but knowing what I know about a full term pregnancy, they're actually closer to 10 months... so I was probably made a few weeks early. Cover blown... mom and dad had SEX before Marriage!?! woah. :)

I hate Whitney Cummings. Just my gut reaction when she says or does anything... actually, even when she does nothing, I still hate everything about her.

I noticed that too. AND there's no way Target would spring for door prizes that guy is apparently handing out.

I changed my bookmarks to the m.jezebel.com —- it's sad... I visit the site much less. and I loved it before.

DAY 2: I still hate it. Toats-mcgoats...

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I'm very upset at the Jezebel redesign (and the gawker family of sites.) It makes me want to not read anything. I usually troll the site all day for wonderful tidbits, but I found myself stepping away today, trying to click my favorite link, going back and being more and more disgusted every time I visit. Really, I'm…

I would like to see this video in real time. It's clearly in slow motion to make the action in it clearer, but situations can seem much different in real time.

Comedy Gold!

Invisalign. God Bless them! I've had them for almost 3 years and I'm almost done. Taking my braces off for eating, dates with boys, and eating really sticky candy has been a wonderful thing. I can't imagine being in my late 20's with a mouth full of metal - not to mention my weird metal allergy and the fear of being…

@chryster: I always end up getting rid of more stuff AFTER a move than before. Glutton for punishment I guess.

I have a date tonight too. (*does little dance*) Dating is scary, but Nic is nice.