Racist Ghost Truck was good dumb fun.

"Come to think of it, I saw a white judge on Law and Order last night!"

Yeah, a funnier take would have been to say that witches don't use cats as familiars for just that reason.

No larkly lampires!

I'm weirded out by the number of people commenting "How could anyone not have expected bestiality?"

What happens when you get a computer to plan your programming synergy? Awesomeness!

Probably they wanted to use a previously-appearing character, but the actor fell through.

Presumably in a slaughterhouse there is more than one sheep present at any one time?

William S. Burroughs killed his common law wife accidentally while trying to shoot a drinking glass off her head.

I must move fast, you understand me.

But I'm betting there is pron with Gay Hitler. No, I'm not going to attempt to verify that.

One of the Krays (Ronnie) was gay.

Was it "blaggard" or "blagger"? Two different things.

Why not let Shatner host it?

Re stand up, I saw McFarlane appear on a couple of those (awful) Comedy Central roasts, which was essentially a stand up gig, and, in fact, a hosting gig. I was surprised to find he was always the best bit of the show - I don't like his cartoon shows, and he just looks completely punchable (does a comedian really need…

So, "His offensive irony was offensive and therefore not ironic"?

"Baby1937" is on the other hand the most intensely witty internet nom de plume I've ever encountered.

There was a lot of James Bond music used on the night, particularly the theme from Moonraker. I thought it was odd.

Christian Bale in American Psycho mode.

Good. I'm so glad this [red] man won't ever disgrace this [black] ceremony again. He made me sore with [ennui] and my [face] clench in shame. He is a sexist [cat], a(n) [sleek] hack, and a disgrace to [librarians] everywhere. In short, Seth MacFarlane, you were worse than [Jerry Seinfeld] doing [golf] in a [New York].