Nothing like walking down the street with an erection flapping against your leg.

How is it possible to "boogie down" to 'Believe', a song entirely devoid of funk?

How is it possible to "boogie down" to 'Believe', a song entirely devoid of funk?

@AnonymousBosch, I didn't know Eagle Rock was a hateable trend, I thought it was just a cool old song. N.B. I've never been at a party where it was played. Obviously I'm just too cool.

@AnonymousBosch, I didn't know Eagle Rock was a hateable trend, I thought it was just a cool old song. N.B. I've never been at a party where it was played. Obviously I'm just too cool.

Until James Joyce's executors stepped in.

Until James Joyce's executors stepped in.

As an anime fan I enjoy J-step and also K-step. My cousin is Russian; he likes Potemkin step. Also Mongolian Steppe.

As an anime fan I enjoy J-step and also K-step. My cousin is Russian; he likes Potemkin step. Also Mongolian Steppe.

It's the Steve Albini Show! Starring Steve Albini! Now… here's Steve!

It's the Steve Albini Show! Starring Steve Albini! Now… here's Steve!

Remember 25 years ago, when Albini said the CD was just a passing fad? "The rich man's eight track," he called it.

Remember 25 years ago, when Albini said the CD was just a passing fad? "The rich man's eight track," he called it.

From its shape and name, I'd guess Slave 1 was once one of a group of pod ships that attached to a larger Master ship. But the slave is now free!

From its shape and name, I'd guess Slave 1 was once one of a group of pod ships that attached to a larger Master ship. But the slave is now free!

A djinn did it.

A djinn did it.

Nine months?

Nine months?

So let's see Sam emerge from a flashback and say "Man, they'd need an awful lot of penguins." :D