Then he drank a bottle of scotch and punched his wife.

Wasn't that the plot of Sucker Punch?

When I first heard that Anderson was introducing steampunk elements into his Three Musketeers, my first thought on the subject was "Wild Wild West". There were no further thoughts on this subject.

Thanks for correcting on Hamnet. Always thought it was creepy, writing a play about his dead son investigating the murder of his father.

Why was Spielberg horrified? Because "German efficiency" is a well-known euphemism for "mass extermination of Jews"? Since when?

Stupid conspiracy theories aren't the CAUSE of bad thinking, they are the PRODUCT of bad thinking. If we want to stop bad thinking, we have to nip its causes in the bud. The cause of all bad thinking, in case you were wondering, is
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I have this theory that I am actually the only person in the world and everyone else is just a hallucination. I made a website expounding my views, but for some reason the pageview count is very low….

That's what YOU think.

Is The Hollow-caust where the Jews weren't killed, they just migrated to the Inner Earth?

No one else is gonna do it? Sigh. I guess it's me then.

Obviously, everybody everywhere needs to be briefed on every ethnic and political division in the world just in case someone's life gets damaged by being mislabelled in an AV Club interview.

To be fair, he probably meant Mohammad Ali famous, not, er, Kal Penn famous.

Fuck you! Donuts are awesome!

Yeah, it just makes me feel good to see that they are just genuinely nice, funny guys. I guess partly because most Hollywood interviews play out like masterdouche theater.

Dammit, my brain keeps inserting "proud" before "black woman".

Maybe a bit too old for this crowd, but I still occasionally get flashes from a Halloween episode of Bewitched, in which several storybook monsters are brought out into reality and go trick-or-treating with Samantha's kid. Pumpkinhead especially made an impression on me.

No, it's alright, he commited suicide. So he's GLAD to be dead - that's why he's so cheerful!

If you're planning on watching Twin Peaks for the first time, I'd say don't bother with the show after the Laura arc is resolved. Some rate the movie, but I found it mean-spirited and pointless.

It's not as fucked up as When They Cry.

Holy shit, I just figured it out! This guy isn't "erasing" Garfield from the strips - by removing him from the frames, he forces the reader to assume the role of Garfield. WE ARE GARFIELD!!!