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The companion power armor thing is fantastic to know - I hadn’t figured that one out myself. I have about 6 full suits of armor laying around at this point so that’ll be amazingly helpful as things keep getting tougher.

Am I the only one who kinda loves the lack of tutorials on this game? I mean, you don’t leave the vault knowing how to re-build civilization - you need to figure it out on your own. So that’s what the game lets you do.

Conversely, when I’ve had “sick” days separate from my vacation, I’d end up calling in “sick” and lying directly to employers just to get all of my benefits paid out. Of course, I don’t think mental health days are a poor use of sick leave, so I suppose ethically I was in the clear.

My fiance works at a place with an “unlimited” policy. For him, it definitely works as intended, and he feels bad taking off the time that should be coming to him. Thankfully, I have a wealth of old-fashioned PTO at my job, so it’s easier to convince him that taking time is OK as long as it matches up with my “owned”

I was bad at it too, but had zero fucks to give (being seasonal, it’s not like I’d get a raise if I personally signed Warren Buffet up for a card). Generally, I didn’t even think to ask, but when I did, I always used one of my full time coworker’s numbers instead of my own cause goddamn it’s awful the way they forced

I once dealt with a girl who showed up for a job interview in a transparent white wifebeater over a neon pink bra, tiny jorts, and neon pink flipflops. When I handed her the application forms to fill out, she pulled a “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” and I answered, honestly, that I did not, but that if she filled out the

I’m fairly certain his credit cards outnumbered his brain cells by at least 2:1

The Platinum Card story may be the only time that having a customer’s card declined was not a f*cking nightmare as a server. Bravo on that one working out for once.

In my experience, even that can strongly backfire. My ex and I had been living together for a year when he took a job a thousand miles away. To move with him would mean leaving all of my family and friends behind, as well as my good-paying job, to start all over in a completely strange area. I told him I wasn’t

My ex did that. After he decided that he didn’t like working anymore and wasn’t going to do it, leaving 100% of the working to me, I’d come home to a house that was somehow DIRTIER than when I left in the morning. He was actually doing negative housework, and then would gaslight me as being the worst, most horrible

Because residential areas have a shortage of food for foraging rodents somehow? Providing ground-dwelling vermin with housing just gives them more breeding ground and protection from predators. Both of which are a significant problem. You know - the reason that overgrown lawns are against municipal codes basically

Conversely, my current upstairs neighbors (who combined weigh maybe 200 lbs between the three of them) somehow manage to stomp around in the middle of the damn night like they’re wearing steel-toed boots with tap shoe bottoms. The previous tenants were a bunch of heavyset guys who would do crossfit training mid day

At least the dead, chemically burnt one doesn’t become a breeding ground for rats and other vermin.

There’s a large affordable-housing building on my block which, to be fair, does a good job maintaining their landscaping. However, it’s basically impossible for me to walk my dog without using the sidewalk in front of the building. Well, my dog likes pooping on their lawn. It’s just the right lawn for poop, as the dog

I legitimately am having that fight with my current fiance. He keeps telling me to “stop trying to make McNelson happen”, and I’m all like “BOO YOU WHORE”

I think it’s *adorable* when a “successful” attorney thinks that they’re working hard when they’re putting in what amounts to half a day’s work for an associate, and still wants to lecture others on how many hours he’s putting in.