I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

Jeff Koons doesn’t care if you know it or not.

Tiffany?

Don’t know if it is, but even if it’s not, can’t is strong. We have the best wypipo. Believe me. So many wypipo. Wypipo winning. Bigly.

And the Mussolini shot...

Someone needs to pull down and post the clip of Trump shoving the Montenegro PM, then buttoning his jacket while sticking out his chin like Mussolini. It tells us everything we need to know about Trump as a human being.

As a non-Catholic, I also like how this Pope’s kind of Bernie-esque in the way he’s eschewed a lot of the luxurious trappings of being Pope, like the fancy robes and fancy cars and the ridiculous pomp and pageantry. And he seems more concerned about calling out the crap he sees in the world than to be diplomatic about…

But I can never get really mad at anyone who just like to shit on the Trumps for funsies.

This is some savage papal shade right here. Like, “you are an abomination of a human being who is actively working against everything I have dedicated my life to bring into this world, but I am required to receive you because you inexplicably are a head of state”-level shade.

I believe that refers to the press pool, in this case the journalists who have accompanied Trump on this trip - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Press_pool

“....A pig in shit...”

That’s an apt description of Trump.

Why the heck is Ivanka there??

“And through his shrewdness he will cause deceit to succeed by his influence; And he will magnify himself in his heart, And he will destroy many while they are at ease. He will even oppose the Prince of princes, but he will be broken without human agency.” - Daniel 8:25 (on satan) and also what the pope was heard…

Instantly where my brain went to. lol Death Becomes Her!

I kind of love the contrast between the two. 45 looks as happy as a pig in shit, and the Pope looks like he’d rather be getting his fingernails removed one by one, Inquisition style.

BUTTON YOUR FUCKING JACKET

Trump actually did a good job hiding his seething rage over the Vatican being much bigger and gaudier than Mar-a-Lago.

Two Jews, an adulterous nude model and a traitor walk into the Vatican.......

I am having a hard time grappling with the whole “innocent until proven guilty” due process of law thing while simultaneously thinking “holy fuck this motherfucker is Scott Peterson levels of guilty.” The second thought gives me so much more glee.