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I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

Leave it to fucking Republicans to think that the second amendment (and their grossly ridiculous interpretation of it that has resulted in millions of unnecessary deaths) is more important than the first. The first amendment is first for a reason, dickbags.

The best way to handle Milo is to starve him of attention. Don’t voice outrage at his stupid statements. Don’t print interviews with him. Let him have his troll festival but stay away. Don’t have a counter protest, that just feeds the beast.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

A bad opinion that is validated over and over again.

Looks like they finally found Libertarian Island after a three-hour tour.

I wouldn’t want to be stuck in an airport with a bunch of pissed off lifestyle bloggers, that’s for damn sure.

And Caitlyn also isn’t her parent. Like yes she grew up with her but you’re not obligated to continue a relationship with your mother’s ex husband. You’re not obligated to continue a relationship with anyone really.

I’m not even a super Beyonce fan, but golly gee the hate for her around her is crazy. She’s thirsty? Only $100,000? Not all altruistic? Y’all sound ridiculous. I don’t know if you had to scratch together money for college but I surely did. Let me tell you, any opportunity for free money via essay is good shit. Haters,

Dear salty commenters: Lemonade was a work of art comprising music, visual art, and poetry. She is literally asking students pursuing creative arts education to do scholarly work. If you think Beyonce needs college essays to simply feel good about herself, that speaks volumes about your own desperation to hate her.

  • The Daily Beast identified New Hampshire state representative Robert Fisher (R) as the likely individual behind Reddit’s “Red Pill” forum, a breeding ground for misogynists. Among other musings, Fisher wrote: “I’m going to say it—Rape isn’t an absolute bad, because the rapist I think probably likes it a lot.”

The GOP went full retard, and you never go full retard. They seem to have forgotten that they used the threat of a shutdown EVERY SINGLE YEAR to try to get their way.

This is​ the greatest GIF in the history of giffing.

From TNR:

The NYT reports that Swedish prime minister, Stefan Lofven, was quick to label it as terrorism. “Sweden’s been attacked,” said Lofven, “Everything points to an act of terror.”

“protest is the new brunch”

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

blonde kendall jenner looks like a pleasant morph of cara delevingne and vanessa hudgens.

their story doesn’t appear at all in the special - Emma said it would’ve been just too sad and too close to Alan’s death, so she’s not in it and they’re not referred to as far as we know.

I’m not ready. Mostly cause this will force me to think about the fact that Alan Rickman is gone. His character was as close to a villain as that movie could get...and deserving of a comeuppance...but I’ll probably still cry with whatever they’ve chosen to do with his storyline. Maybe they’ll just say he moved away