Obama has class.

dood I remember how excited I was when Obama came on during Jon Stewart’s tenure in 2008. It was like a huge thing back then. Now it just seems natural.

Also Rock has the biggest boobs in a movie

He is a gift from all gods and I do not even like muscular men.

Same. In every way possible. The Rock is a gift.

I think Whoopi just reached that point in life (either in age or wealth or priorities) where she has zero fucks to give. She only cares about what she wants and could care less about the rest.

I need Whoopi’s strawberry sweater. I need that in my life so much.

She spoke at the RNC for him. She supported his candidacy frequently.

I’m actually convinced that Tiffy Trump and Cat Marnell are the same person.

Or join the IRS and crush him.

dressed for a funeral.

I don’t know about Elle Woods - she actually reminds me of someone else.

If ETP and SXL start drilling again in defiance of the Army Corp of Engineers, then the Governor of North Dakota and the local sheriff will surely have to go after them with water cannons, dogs, rubber bullets, and orders to evacuate, right? Right? Because they care about laws and stuff.

Farting buttresses? I missed that section in Art History! Do you have a slide? : )

You guys are adorable and you have your priorities sorted. FYI if the leather covers don’t work out, you could consider installing a swing in your living room.

We spent a large sum of money today replacing the living room armchair covers with leather (previously fabric) because the dog hair has become absurd. We briefly pondered training the dog to, ya know, not sit on the furniture. “But that would make him sad,” I said. “Yeah,” my scary ex-combat soldier said, “I don’t…

Savage move, Rabbit.

My dogs sleep on my pillow on either side of my head. I have literal buttresses. Farting ones.

Silly human. I think you meant to say that your cat has a daybed and you keep trying to encroach on his/her space. Really should know better by now that all furniture is feline furniture. ;)