This is everything I’ve ever wanted. Also, the umbrella guy is just innately hilarious to me as I kept picturing him using it like a spear/shield combo.

I am not a religious person, but horrific events like these senseless and brutal murders help me understand why religion can be such a force for good and for love. The strength, the faith, the acceptance of a fate greater than their own....the members of this church are true Christians in every sense of the word.…

Sucks she wouldn’t do an interview. This probably didn’t help!

You know, we can have more than one hero at a time.

They are both cool heroes.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

My garden is pretty fabulous (rainbow flowers, rainbow lights, birdcages, tin goats and peacocks, Japanese fishing buoys, etc.), but not one damn neighbor has complained. What am I doing wrong here?

That man was a fucking treasure.

IT’S NOT ABOUT RACISM IT’S JUST ABOUT SUPPORTING HOW THE SOUTH FOUGHT A WAR TO CONTINUE BLACK ENSLAVEMENT AND GENOCIDE GOD

“You know, the Confederate flag is just a symbol of States’ Rights.

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

Fuck the Confederate flag. Out on a bike ride in WASHINGTON and I saw one flying on the side of a house.

The only Confederate flag that mattered. I never get tired of that joke.

Let’s not forget that gay people should be legally prevented from getting married because it is such a sacred institution.

Inception

Seriously. If you’re going to lead a double life, make sure you get along with your family.

Hell LOST and the Silmarillion were easier to follow than this woman’s life. And frankly this is far more entertaining.