But what was in the “very small shopping bag”????? INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW.

Columbia’s new “sexual respect requirement,” which can be fulfilled by watching a movie or doing an art project, really seems to have done its job.

The only statement I care about:

It’s an ancient Connecticut tradition to take the incisor of each European Count that you bag. The fact that she has six means that she is a seasoned warrior.

“Ovaries of Diamond” definitely needs to be as commonly used as “Balls of Steel”

One dude on Facebook was losing his tits because this movie is “social engineering” and it lured him in with DUDE STUFF like cars and explosions and if it does really well at the box office, it will mean more movies about strong women.

SOCIAL ENGINEERING.

This is true even when he’s there to dust off her sadness and remind her how beautiful she really is, how he’s always seen it, and always will see it.

PLEASE TELL US THE COLUMNS SECRET

It’s not just a wound-licking period. Women get less and give more in relationships. It’s time to spend on yourself, not being drained by the wrong man. Even the right man can be a drain, due to unequal expectations. I’m much happier alone than in all but the best relationships. And don’t get me started on FWB. So…

It wasn’t really about men at all, was it?

Holy crap, you made columns.

“I can totally use your emotional pain to put my dick in you!” - Sociopaths.

I pretty much lost interest in dating when I was rejected by a guy not too long ago. It’s rare for me to like someone in a romantic way, so when I do, I feel all the feels, but he had no feels for me and it really sucked. I think the problem is that humans put certain people on a pedastal and when they disappoint you,…

I will shop Target juniors til I die.

I’m glad I’m not the only person who the not-so-subliminal messaging of Mad Men has impacted their booze consumption.

This looks so fucking comfortable.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure the “no one was ever informed of this final project or the nudity involved until last Thursday” refers only to the mother voicing the complaint.

The helicopter mom has landed. ;)

But they are TOTALLY SELF SUFFICIENT, right? And screw all those poor people who actually need public assistance for their totally reasonably-sized family of four, right? They should either have to be sick or bankrupt instead of having universal healthcare that would make the rest of us good Christians pay for birth…

I have always been enraged that the Duggars have declared their HOME a church. Thus securing tax exempt status for it. They don't pay any property tax OR sales tax if they are buying something for their home. Wouldn't that be nice if the rest of us could do that? I read somewhere that they get about $66,000 in tax…