Nfifkndkfjmdkdikdidkkd!!!! Too much cute, words not working!!! I love goats so fucking much!!!

Big ginger kitty!

Here is my cute boycat, he is a sweet love bug snuggle kitty

Believe me, if my store wasn’t an anchor, I wouldn’t be at a mall either. At least we have our own entrance so I don’t have to actually go into the mall. And since I don’t have a car anymore I don’t have to deal with the partaking lot this year

I’ve got two on your list, no cable tv and no commercial radio. But I do the“shop small” thing, I like supporting local stores.

Elf on the shelf scares the crap out of me! Not only does it teach kids to be Fuckin narcs, but it watches them all day. Why are parents okay with this?! We sell it at my work and all of us feel the same way. And when parents buy it I totally judge their parenting skills

There are so many versions that song I couldn’t get away from it, no matter how many times I down-thumbed it in Pandora

Baby goat! I love goats so much!!!

With vampires and cannibals

Noms, I could go for a breakky burrito right now

And after you die the penny middle finger will be deemed art and your next of kin will make shitloads of money when they sell it.

I really really hate your neighbor

Your asshole neighbor is a dick

Flying Spaghetti Monster!!

My cat has never used my social media, but he did manage to turn the camera on and take a selfie once lol

My dad was a bartender when i was a kid. He worked nights and my mom worked days, so we’d go to his work a lot so they could spend time together. My I’m would set me up on the very corner stool with my coloring books, a Shirley temple and some chicken (apparently j really loved chicken. as a kid). And i would sit…

That’s always been my concern with glass dildos. Never owned one of those, but I currently have a great collection of silicon toys

Not gonna lie, I love spam. At Pacific island fest the spam truck rolls up and gives out spam sammich sliders, I love it. Spam ‘n eggs, noms.

Oh god, that kitty, he’s so frickin cute!

Seconded. I love that little cat. I love my kitties more, but she comes in close right behind them!