Right!?! It’s still up, sometimes I go back and read it. And iblook like a crazy person for laughing hysterically at my phone in public

Omg that’s amazing.

And the same people who cry “war on Christmas” are the same people who suppoor unrestricted capitalism. It’s your own damn fault!!!

What a hypocritical bitch.

Well, you’ve made it now

Well everything on the internet is true, duh! I read that on the internet once.

FULL DISCLAIMER: I’m jealous, I love tacos

You talk about hunters, where I live we have very different stray bullets.

There would be hell to pay.

Right!?! If someone hurts one of my cats they will die. There’s a reason us cat ladies are called “crazy.”

I think “shitlord” is gonna have to be my new favorite go-to insult

Omg, your name. Will you be my new best friend?

Yes, yes you are

So true about the people with backpacks on full busses. And the assholes who think their purse needs it’s own seat when the bus is full. Move your shit when the damn thing is packed!

This is one of my favorites

I just laughed so hard I farted. Then my cat looked at me like she was judging me. But she’s a cat, so she’s probably always judging me

Anything that starts with “when I lived in Florida” you know is gonna be half hilariously stupid and half ‘I fear for the future of humanity.’