Given how often people are this dickheaded about PHP, even a joke is enough to make me want to strangle someone.

Only so many times you can hear someone belittle you before you decide to start knocking people the fuck out.

Offended is the wrong word, you’re looking for “enraged”. I would have physically attacked you for…

Oh, one more thing.

A language is a tool, it is a solution for a problem and every tool deals with a different problem (and some deal with the same problem in different ways). I choose my tool to solve a unique problem that others couldn’t solve.

Just because you don’t like a language, doesn’t mean that language is bad.…

“I am a pompous prick who belittles people because I don’t like a programming language, ignoring that each has it’s own advantage and disadvantages. I likely have very little experience in working as a developer or working experience in general. I only base my opinions off what I think will make me seem cool to people…

Those were always around, champ. You could always access the game’s files and change things around. This is how PC games have always worked.

You wouldn’t need to be tech savvy to copy/paste.

Also being tech savvy does not correlate to having a good rig, one can be tech savvy and own a shitty laptop. I owned a shitty…

“OMG IT HAZ PIXEL LOOK SO IT MUST LOOK LIKE MINCECRAFT!!!!111111!!!”

Yeah, no, it looks like an old PS1 game.

On average (according to the timestamps on my comments in my discussions tab on my profile here) I respond four times between 8:30PM and 9PM EST before going out to work. Yesterday I made an exception and responded at 8:30AM EST before bed and today is a day off, so I slept in.

On average I look at Gizmodo once during…

I stopped caring about 24 hours ago, the fact that is still going on amuses me greatly.

I’ll just agree with whatever you say and if you’re in Mass I’ll pay for a round of drinks should we somehow know each other.

Fixed your headline.

I’ve never been to Des Moines (or Iowa for that matter), it may be nice to visit some day.

Nah, I voted for Hillary and I’m not a traitor to my fellow ladies. Quite a hole you’re digging there. Nice political jab though, 6 out of 10. If you didn’t keep using the word “humor” wrong I’d give you a 10 out of 10.

At no point can I (or any rational person) say you or Pewbs have done anything or said anything…

Coo’ coo’.

It is ironic.

Read something other than Kotaku for once in your life.

So is Kotaku going back to sucking his dick until the next time he does this? Like usual?

The irony of what you’ve done here is palpable.

You’re still doing it.

Was boring, right? Because it was. I have no idea what the Internet’s thing with that is.

Hey, run them in a web browser in iOS. It’ll bypass the stupid Youtube Red bullshit and you can save yourself money.

If you want to not be called out for defending anti-semitism, maybe trying to make an anti-semitic joke deep is not the best way to go about it.

Accept that you were bullshitted to your face, that’s all you gotta do. Don’t go continuing to defend the Pewbs. He is wrong, his “joke” was wrong and he is a straight up…

This is how it’s done in Japan, deal with it.