Burn the land and boil the sea, you can’t take the title from me

Who says coon accidentally? Like it has to already be in your lexicon for it to be accidental.  Why would it be there I wonder. 

In Soviet Russia, Hard Times falls on you!

Rename the Sumpter “El Tigre”, throw the other one away.

I thought Nic Cage was the National Treasure

“the weird boat cruise ride you go on when the line to Space Mountain is too long” - Anyone else remember when Newswires were actually funny, and not just cluster bombs of random snark?

It’s not really necessary for you to pretend like people didn’t enjoy Depp in this role for many, many years. You aren’t fooling anyone by trying.

YOU. CANT. OWN. A. DANCE. Your own likeness, yes, but not a dance. we all possess human bodies with a limited range and combination of movements and at some point they have been done in every conceivable way. but you cant own intellectual rights to a specific series of body movements. this is getting ridiculous.

I had zero interest in a MP FO game, but I still would have liked to see a strong game come out of this mess for those who wanted it. Some people are still enjoying themselves, but it sounds like there are a lot of people who aren’t. And the time for Bethesda to take their decrepit, decades old, engine out and put a…

The impotent artsy rage in the comments trying to put RP1 on this list is like a warm bath.

We get it, you’re too cool for school. But if you think RP1 is even in the top 30 worst movies of the year, you need to pull your head out of your ass.

There are some curious choices here.

Ignoring people on fucking Twitter isn’t “ducking questions”, it’s simply being an intelligent human being that values their sanity.

Bullshit. Not wanting to reply to EVERY twitter @ is not “dodging question.” Twitter is not a journalism site. I call bullshit on these accusations. #MeToo should not be just about believing at face value every accusation.

As CIA Director, he deliberately prevented the resolution of the Iranian hostage crisis until after his and Reagan’s victory and Carter’s defeat, keeping Americans in Hell for a year for political gain.

I could do it for you.

If you want to live in some sort of utopia that doesn’t exist, be my guest. The film industry is the epitome of ridiculously circular logic.

Apples and oranges...the movie got made because ScarJo is attached. This movie would not get made if it were a no-namer, no matter how good of an actor/actress they are, no matter if they’re straight or not. It comes down to bankable stars and ScarJo is just that. No investor/studio is going to take a chance like that.

I know birthdays are totally random and don't have meaning other than one's introduction to this world, but it makes me really happy that I share one with this guy.

The mark on the runway isn’t from the f4, it’s a result of the pilot’s pants finally exploding.