dat lightweight doe.

Why do you think people enjoyed the first Tony Hawk Pro Skater so much, even when they aren’t into that particular scene?

p:w = 0.125

if only american drivers licenses were this difficult to obtain

The looks weren’t really in question. I wanna know how it drives. GET ON IT, PATRICK.

Aside from this, I was kinda hoping they’d start performing in every car show around the world.

Similar to the David Duchovny movie Evolution , I want to believe that the squid evolved from organisms that were housed in a meteor that hit our oceans undetected.

My koala got so big...

Torch needs to stay the hell out of my brain when I’m watching my sitcoms. It’s just creepy, man.

But it’s so subtle though.

Wow, since when is this a thing? That actually phonetically spells "Dennis Rodman".

TAKEAGOODHARDLOOKATTHAMUTHAFUCKINBOAT

I read zero words because my vision is still blurry from having eye drops just put in, but from what I could gather, this sofa can transform into an unnecessarily chic bicycle.

I wanna slap some vintage steelies on this for some reason...

Which brings into question: Is Jalopnik officially anti-Jeff Gordon?

You can practically drive to Hawaii.

Is this Jalopnik's "Lorem Ipsum..."?

What is the deal?

My immediate reaction to this was that the Ring was whoring its name out because it's broke. Not that its Toyota's fault, like everyone seems to be blaming.

Engine: 2.0L Turbo Four Power: 210 HP at 5,300 RPM/ 207 LB-FT at 1,700 Transmission: Six-Speed Dual Clutch 0-60 Time: 6.7 seconds (Car and Driver estimate that seems accurate to me) Top Speed: 126 mph (limited) Drivetrain: Front-Wheel Drive Curb Weight: 3,293 LBS Seating: 5 people MPG: 23 City/29 Highway MSRP: $35,095…