IT DESERVES NOTHING.

Fact: I spend about 30 days out of the year sitting in traffic driving to and from work.

Psshhhaw! You expect to get across an obstacle-riddled room that's covered with shag carpeting with a weak ass electric motor attached to only TWO wheels?

BMW Juke.

(blushing) Wh... What is that?

Yeah... if any of the rumors are true, I'm expecting a 918 fighter for $150k.

Knee sufficiently slapped.

BAHAHAHA!

I say the person with the perfect bracket gets to design a new Jalopnik shirt... no matter how terrible it may be.

Is it just me, or is Tesla winning every QOTD these days?

Maybe by then, they'll have a gearbox solution for EVs. KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE!

...... Prius?

How much power did this nasty, snarling beast of an air-cooled engine put out? Um, 50 horsepower and 78 pound-feet of torque. The 60 mph dash happened in 18.3 seconds. It's a Beetle, not a Corvette! Only 3,500 GSR Beetles were built and only in the German market, which is part of the reason the car is somewhat…

That would mean completely ignoring the hatch. I cannot do that.

You are really making me has the sad. I have the unfortunate looking things on my 2011 Impreza 2.5i. It's bad enough I have to look at it every day, but AWD kicks major ass in all this stupid snow.

Holyyy crap... definitely less exciting.

This deserves all the Nopes.

If the engine's still in the front...

Good job editing that last pic. When I saw the original, I was like

I dunno man. Those wheel wells don't really look distorted. They have that squared look that the Accords don't have. Also, Accords still have grills. This looks like it's just a smooth nose with something towards the bottom, kinda like a 90s Thunderbird.