Cocaine.

If it's a departure from the norm, like the F150 Raptor, I'd hit it.

This calls for a Jalop road trip visiting every single one of these locations... IN ORDER.

As soon as you find yourself in a pocket of above-freezing weather, give your car a wash. Salt from roads that then get sprayed on to your car is pure evil.

Yes! I love S&S!

COUPE???

"back"??? Why was I never informed...

Really didn't think I could get seasick from a frozen image.

Agreed. I just mentioned Daewoo to illustrate their disappearance as a sign of the rise of the Korean auto industry and the new standards that they've created.

I'll ride in one of these.

Hate to admit it, but this is truth. Gone are the Daewoo Leganzas, replaced by the new Hyundai Genesis's's's's's.

Every bad car ever made -> Death

Blood pressure just shot up. Thanks. Jerk.

How about a silhouette of the claw approaching an innocent Viper and the whole thing encompassed by a red Ghost-Buster-esque "NO" sign?

T-shirt it and I will buy!

UNCONTROLLABLE BAWLING.

That is an awesome question...

Do hookers have an hourly rate? If so, the amount you spend could be marginal.

If I had one of these, I'd just stare at it. Creepily. Like that random, perturbed, drunk guy who keeps making unwanted eye contact with the chick at the bar.