extrarandommonk
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“Do you not normally go to the feasts?”

Triggered.

Thanks for reading!

the only thing that justifies this comment is this reply saying it is otherwise unnecessary.

The Americans ends with Paige being executed for treason.

I don’t understand the appeal of saying “doggo”. It’s longer than just “dog” and sounds less cute than the long established “doggy”.

BONG

CGI ALLIGATORS

One of the cashiers at my grocery store does this sometimes, but only because he’s lazy, I think. “Wtf kind of pepper is this?” he asks himself. Then he shrugs and rings it up as a Bell pepper no matter what.

Damn grocery stores too cheap to pay cashiers a decent wage and now want me to do work for em? Don’t mind if I liberate a few carrots and onions...

He might be thinking of hydra and other coelenterates that have only one exit to their digestive system. But mollusks (including the octopus) aren't like that — they have two exits, just like us.

Thank you, I was wondering about that last night.

* remembers SPECTRE's insignia; remembers HYDRA's insignia; remembers The Arkham Aught's insignia; wonders what "just" and "owns" means *

I am so very old, my child. I lived a year as a pig once, do you know this story? It was in the Land of Russia, long ago….

You sure know a lot about pigs! **gazes at Archmage with chin on fists**

The Octopus Board got to you, i see.

Well, Pig Farmers are the body of the Great Porcine Conspiracy, aren't they. All that propaganda in the 70's about pork not being healthy, there was the threefold thrust by the Pork Board to change opinions over one generation:
1) BREEDING
pigs should be bred for leanness and the absence of uric acids and ureas; over

Well, 'pig' is a pretty broad term. Western pigs have been radically altered over the last 40 years, losing 40% fat content, becoming leaner, and also with less uric acid in the meat… but who knows what other changes are wrought in the pig?

I eat crow all the time!

And you know octopi? They're filthy* and indiscriminate eaters, but they are very intelligent. They're basically like eating crow.