and his notoriously endowed uncle B’nan Solo

I have one packet of ketchup from McDonald’s in Delhi 2017, probably October. It’s been 120F the last couple weeks here. Also a pack of german Helmann’s Real Mayonnaise i swiped from a counter in Frankfurt International Airport. And two packets of Mrs Bector’s Cremica brand Chilli Sauce.

:: hail the chao :: hail the chao ::

it’s a fucking awesome year to be a Minion of Chaos, though.*

it’s a fucking awesome year to be a Minion of Choas, though.*

Most of his roles could work with another actor.

Look, buttsex has always been the subtext of subtext, you just never knew.

your fetachising of Cheddar is no gouda. Emmentalerating it for some time but that’s over. Brie on your way.

Chocolate builds up toxins in the dog’s liver. Weekly chocolate will kill a dog in a couple of months.

heh heh heh

a bit what?

As a fat man —you asshole— i am aware.

“I can have sex with the hole universe!”
“...you mean ‘whole’.”
“....DO I?????”

You can locate your PC muscles, the ones used in Kegels, by trying to cut off your flow of urine before your bladder is full.

I save about $8 a month and even i have too much money to put up with this bullshit.

If your style is ‘vindicated’ by Brian Herbert’s spiritual apprenticeship, you have more to apologize for than you’d’ve thought.

“Gravity still applies in this fantasy universe, doesn’t it? The basic laws of physics?”

* lightly swaggers through airlock *

Leading comments, too........

(ahem)

it actually seems more weird for someone to limit themselves to just guys and/or girls when you can have sex with a thing that is “literally just a blob.”

One thing I find strange about how Brooklyn Nine-Nine and its growth is how much it’s stepped away from the Jake/Gina friendship. At this point, you’d probably think Amy/Gina (or literally any other pairing besides Jake/Gina) was the life-long friendship, really.