i like judge judy

you’ll get naught but crickets from the likes of him. Not a man.

Now, considering this is a whole article about Phillips Hues bulbs, wouldn’t it make sense to tell us why they’re worth buyng, what they do, why you need ot change all the bulbs in a room, what you can do with this, you know, information. The point of any and every article.

Now, considering this is a whole article about Phillips Hues bulbs, wouldn’t it make sense to tell us why they’re…

I had the same threesome, but it was in Nanaimo. I lit a joint.

“In the dark, they all look like pudgy Gandhis. Light ‘em up.”

They had to CGI some extra scenes from photos taken from promotional material. That shot there, that’s Iron Man... in POG form.

Sort of like hearing a guy say Hercules and expecting your mind to go to the 90's TV show and not the mythological character that has existed for millennia.

i’m wating for Season 5 to have a half-dozen minor plots revolving on a “Collector” / “co-lector” / “co-Lecter” misunderstanding.

“I would be happy to share a podium with you, my fine sir, har har har, and then i would be honoured to be a part of your tableau!”

Also, has anybody ever seen Guillermo Del Toro and Jeff Tweedy in the same room, and at the same time?

(del) Toro, Töro, Torœ!

Americans, Italians and Indians grow up with dubbing rather than subtitles, because the Powers that Be were traditionally unconfident in their populations’ abilities to read. Now, two generations later, you folk have been kept down by this, by being coddled and patronized. Time to grow up and learn to read a movie,…

hang on, are you a dinosaur or a rapper????

Do radiated tortoises glow in the dark? Asking for a friend.

if Kinja allowed me to correct, i would have. It’s the subtle difference between a spelling error, and writng an article saying MY WAY OF TALKING IS RIGHT, YOURS IS WRONG, SUCK IT NON-AMERICANS, THIS IS OUR PLACE, WE HAVE SO LITTLE, GIVE US THIS

This magical machine evenly distributes their delicious sauce on the pizza dough

I find that doubly moving in that this book may have helped solve such a notorious case

AMERICA: We promise we will never pretend to care once you’re dead

“at least we’re not hypocritical colonialists, like the British!”

“I for one can’t believe this guy doesn’t know what ‘tongue-in-cheek’ means!” - Literally Nobody.

i never think of soy sauce as a condiment, but more of an ingredient... but it is definitely a condiment as well, isn’t it. Tits.

Anyhow, for me the most useful condiment seems to be this north indian summertime ‘green chutney’, the one with green mango, mint, cilantro, garlic, and green chillis. Good everywhere except…

I somehow read that in Stephen Fry’s voice