R.I.P. Borders you were so awesome. Barnes & Noble you can go suck a dick

I see what you did there...

That dude just looks like a tool

Launch a kid

That clamshell tablet is hideous

Sent

The what Revolution?

I played the Jay Z song in my head when reading this

Thanks Gizmodo "the gadget guide" for this story about... Facebook status updates?

You reformat by booting to the Recovery partition Lion installs automatically when it is installed. Its the same as booting from the DVD and allows you to reinstall Lion from it. It is actually really really handy. Booting from the DVDs was always a pain in the ass

Ok, then get rid of his bullet-proof towncar, because it is too "god-like". Screw the pope

it says world oldest MAN. Besse Cooper is a woman. #readthetitlecorrectly

F*ck AMC, they bought out all the theaters in the Indianapolis and Bloomington area and jacked up all the prices of the food and tickets. F*ck you, I WANT to see you sufferrrrrr

I like that its blue, probably so Zuck can see them better.

Did you actually watch the movie or...

Seriously? This is an article?

About damn time, I almost dont see movies in theaters anymore. I dont care how big that screen is, what good is it, if its better in the comfort of my own home on a 42" in 1080p?

A mouse cursor will always be more precise than your finger, every single time. The End

Hahah thats the biggest I have seen that second photo of Matt B. The same one he uses for his twitter page. He looks like a zombie sitting in a bowling alley or something

Seriously? Maybe someone should tell Alec Sulkin to google Nagaskai and Hirsohima atomic bomb death toll. What a fucking dick