On a completely unrelated note. I love when they make the family dog in movies like this a Rottweiler or some other formerly demonized dog breed.

Not too psyched about putting the idea out there of shooting a dog with a paintball gun, but people who own paintball guns wont be watching this movie. So no harm no foul!

All of us got stoned when we were 16 and had stupid 'eureka' moment conversations with our idiot friends.

YouTube just didn't exist back them.

And we weren't pop stars.

Good luck trying to travel anywhere ever again lady.

Ha, thank you for this. I did some 2d artwork on the original and retail builds of Counter-Strike and Day of Defeat and was recently reminiscing with friends about 'Mapcore' and the centre of the Half-life modding community. It all started on IRC and the website's forums. We were just a bunch of little kids/teenagers…

What about sweeping generalizations about sweeping generalizations?

Sweeping generalizations are always bad, regardless of who uses them and for what purpose.

See what I did there?

And the award for the most closeted commenter of the week goes to...

I will jump right past the overt homophobic generalizations in your comment because crucifying you for that would be almost too easy, but I have to ask, is a wrestling singlet really that much better than MMA trunks?

Just so you know, women grapple in…

Before anyone else gets on the "Oh, well I'd never..." bandwagon. Remember people, sometimes shit happens in disasters. You never know the full circumstances, especially in this situation. I love my dog more than I love myself, but if I had to choose between saving my dog and saving my sister/wife/mother/father in a…

And? People said the same about Jordan and Crosby. Leave Dougie alone.

Woulda.

Have you people ever actually ever known any Quebecers? It's a province founded and run by people who are completely ok with bending and breaking any rules and laws set before them. Canadians have been conditioned to assume that they will always take the sleazy underhanded way to get what they want, wether its in…

Its obviously in jest, but why not be even less specific?

UFC books match between number one contender and other carbon based life form.

Man with hands fights other man with hands.

What are you talking about? He is a pro at backchecking...

Oh wait, we are talking about hockey?

As long as there has been media covering professional sports, I have not understood the pointless need to stick a microphone in these guys faces right after the biggest moments of their lives. Most athletes aren't scholars, they aren't groomed for the media, and in those moments they are pumping with testosterone,…

The term 'nice guy' has been highjacked by these sad creepy fuckers on internet dating websites.

Because letting Fox, CNN, MSNBC etc. take all the pageviews wouldn't help Gawker sell any ads, and therefore wouldn't put food on Tracie's table

As a best practice, please always use quotes when referring to anyone that works at Fox News as an "Expert" - Thanks.