Please return to your seat.

“The issue is, in France it is illegal to film someone in a private setting without their consent. We’re told police believe this video fits that description.”

What’s a “manger”?

It took me two readings to realize this wasn’t a Spongebob reference.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Wasn’t his conclusion, more or less, “Because I’d look like a fucking pussy?”

Pussydome

Pussyghazi

Don’t forget Cookie O`Puss!

Pussygazi

The Pussy Grope Caper?

I like Poonghazi that was suggested a while ago...

I love that you used to call in to try to play. I feel like I need to celebrate this thread with carvel cake. Oh, and Crazy Eddie died last week (not the actor who played him in the commercials, the real eddie).

Cookie Puss watching his own creation:

I was just coming here to post this! I am so thrilled someone else remembers Pixpixpixpixpixpixpixpixpixpixpix.

Man, I loved the amateurism of PIX 11 growing up. My favorite bit was in the afternoon when video games were primitive and kids would get a chance to play via phone by shouting “PIX” , thus “controlling” the Pong paddle or Space invaders blaster while an offscreen tech would play. The kid would rapidly release a…

Turnabout is fair play, is it not?