This surprises no one.

I don’t quite get the outrage over Chelsea Manning. She leaked classified information and received punishment for it. I feel bad that she seems to have severe mental health issues (not referring to her gender identity here), but why are we making her a martyr? She seems like a royal pain in the ass prisoner.  

I really wish people understood this tactic. I’m a divorce attorney who also practices criminal law. I also represent parents in juvenile cases. The protective order system gets abused like crazy. It’s honestly why I’m skeptical whenever I hear abuse allegations come out right at the time someone is filing for…

My completely unfounded theory:

I got kicked out of an Allman Brothers concert once. Still can’t listen to their music without getting mad about that. Man. Why did you bring this up.

The fuck?

Wow, bullshit allegations from a future ex wife. That would never happen!

I retract my comment up thread. Somewhere in my heart of hearts I knew the Internet would prove me wrong for defending a middle aged white man.

Yeah alll newborn babies are garbage I don’t care who the parents are.

Some people are saying that the Dalai Lama wasn’t even born in China. Some of our best people are saying that.

He’s had how many lifetimes and still hasn’t snagged a hot wife? 

“I’ve never met this Dalai Lama... funny name, am I right? (syncophants laugh). Who names their kid ‘Dalai’? What kinda name is ‘Dalai.’ Sounds kinda womanly, right? I suppose I shouldn’t say that to be ‘politically correct.’ But this guy... always bowing, always bowing down to people. I like spiritual leaders who…

This hater and loser hasn’t even met Donald Trump, doesn’t even have a country anymore. Wasn’t able to negotiate a good deal with China. Sad!