I have no idea its kind of like a cross between charlie chaplain, Pharell and a douchebag.

Kaledy Cuoco’s new boyfriend has a stupid hat on.

One of the best things about being a man is that I have no idea what my ass looks like. I have total ass unawareness, please dont take this from me.

Yeah and he also created a drink half lemonade half calmato juice, its terrible.

This is so cute it almost makes me want to spawn some kids of my own. Almost.

I think he might have been traipsing about the jungle but he could have been involved.

Ha, We probably both just have bruce willis in mind after that train crash in jersey.

Are you sure this isnt bruce willis who is being forced to do this by terrorist.

‘LOL Fred Armisen in a wig and a dress’ is a deeply shitty joke whose sole punchline throws trans femmes under the bus by holding up their gender presentation for mockery and ridicule. Yeah and fuck bugs bunny too !!

Ozzy and Sharon are bat together !!!! (sorry couldn’t resist)

This guy is breaking the first rule of fight club:

I don’t know ask them, although they probably wont talk to you if youre a dreaded woman. I would have called it the he-man women haters club but thats just because im old enought to remember the little rascals.

I can only hope:

I’m beginning to understand the men going their own way movement more and more.

The real interview (or so I imagine from my limted knowledge of British people and watching a lot of Luther episodes).

I just hope he doesn’t get shot in the stomach by some crazed floozy in Chicago.

I mean he did dox his sister Kylie the other day, Hmmm.

Yeah so, but how many pokemon does he have.

His bedpost must be the size of a toothpick.

Oh, I’m so ready: