Nice tampons that aren't fully of sketchy bleached stuff. (And by nice, I mean that I bought some organic ones from Whole Foods and it wasn't not an A+ experience.)

No. Secretary was decent. This is Twilight fanfic revamped into a vapid abuse story of non-consensual sex advertising itself as BDSM when it actually adheres to none of the rules or concepts in BDSM.

It doesn't help that it is genuinely bad and pisses on absolutely everything related to kink and BDSM. Having what I do referred to as "Oh, like 50 Shades of Grey!" really inspires some non-consensual choking instincts in me.

If I didn't know how shitty the books were, not list "Secretary" as one of my favorite movies ever or wasn't actually into BDSM this trailer just might make me want to see this. Good job editing team.

as a fat gay man, i would say my experience isn't worse, because to most people i'm just a slightly heavy white man, so 90% of the time it's not even a thing. i'm narrower around than kevin james, so who would even notice. changes to basically the opposite the minute i step into a non-specific gay environment, though.…

"Hook-ups are easy. With hook-ups, the sting of any rejection doesn't really hurt. You awkwardly explore each other's bodies and if the chemistry fizzles out, you sneak out in the middle of the night, and never see each other again.

Number 4 wins for the extra butts. Extra butts for everyone! No but really, I appreciate that that movie decided men were to ogled with skimpier outfits than women. Also, I just really appreciate a good couple of globes.

Arguing on the internet.

Listen to Kacey Musgraves

It's always so cringe-worthy when outside people try to understand fandom. So much second-hand embarrassment going on.

Yeah, she suffered from an eating disorder... called veganism.

Beebz always looks like he's starring in a young trade video and is getting a daddy dong up his pooper for the first time. Not that I'd know what that looks like...

Also, congratulations!

It's not normal to eat an entire box of mackey cheez?

Translation: I want women to have equal rights, unless they do something I don't morally approve of.

But remember, anyone who expressed any doubt about this conveniently-timed lawsuit.... in the one forum where the statute of limitations hadn't run.....right when Bryan Singer's big movie was coming out.....must be a rape apologist and pedophile. At least, that's what the commenters here on Jezebel called me and the…

Oh the twink parties were all real. It has always been well known that Bryan Singer is a chickenhawk. It just seems like it's possible that he didn't do this specific thing he's being accused of. He's still a sleezeball though

All of you saying that the best hangover cure is pepsi/coffee/french fries/greasy breakfast/water, or whatever, have clearly never had the kind of hangover where you vomit everything you can manage to swallow, and even dry heave every hour if you haven't consumed anything.

You clearly do not know my hangovers.

That's not a crucifix— it's a cross. A crucifix must have Jesus on top of two overlapping dicks for it to be a crucifix dick. Or, a cross with a crucified dick. You meant dick cross. I just said dick a lot of times.