Queer people can be in relationships that aren't always same-sex, yo.

Though I hate that they're mean-spirited, I have always secretly loved the Khloe paternity rumors because it so perfectly supports my parallel narrative between her and Gertrudis from Like Water for Chocolate.

Call it lock-knocking. Much sexier.

#OccupyAsshole?

It's so funny that you mention the issue with "sosiski." When I was growing up, former General Secretary Brezhnev was a butt of a bunch of jokes due to his generally very pour pronunciation. I believe he'd had some sort of throat or tongue cancer which resulted in the slurred speech, but the soviet citizens had…

It's pronounced Bouquet!

I always know when it's my turn at the doctor's office because the nurse will be like, "Um...um...." I'll get up and go, "That's me!"

I know many white men who have those attitudes as well. I think this article does a great job of showing how the way Asian men are specifically oppressed plays into certain attitudes they may develop towards women, but most Asian men I know personally are progressive, thoughtful people. I know plenty of Asian women as…

If you asked my students how much makeup I wear, they'd probably say mascara and that's it.

This is not surprising. When I was in my early twenties I looked best with little to no makeup also. Now, not so much.

Oh, man, and then there is the over age 50 issue. I loved make up. Wore all of it all the time in my 20's, 30's, and 40's. But, I have had to scale back. What was hot at 35 is harsh at 55. I miss eyeliner, but it it just brings out the crepe in the eye area. My mother and grandmother always said that trying too hard…

This is the biggest bullshit study ever. You know what the most important difference between a bare face and a made-up face is? If someone's wearing makeup and wearing it nicely you can tell they have the money and time to buy and nicely apply makeup. If you go outside with no makeup you have no class privilege much…

Oh my fucking god, right?! THIS IS JUST COLOR-CORRECTION. JESUS CHRIST.

Color correction really isn't that big of a deal.

It also kinda oddly ignores that casual sex is very much a thing with gay men, including young gay men, hence Grindr.

I've always done it like this....if I buy 5 new pairs of undies, then I throw away 5 pairs of old undies. I also do this with socks.

"And they say they have the credit card receipts, phone records, production schedules, and all the people who worked on the movie as witnesses, as the evidence."

Yes, the narrative seems to be, "oh, everyone knows all these gay power players in Hollywood are huge pervs." And a tendency to talk about the younger gay men who these powerful men may or may not be involved with as if they're playthings rather than people.

I don't understand why people are so hellbent on having a girlfriend or boyfriend. Relationships are so much fucking work, and you're going to pay someone to get you one??? Noooooo thank you.

Oh, you're right about it being better than Holly's version, for sure. It was too much fantasy in what's supposed to be a "real" shopping magazine. And I guess that's what bugs me about the current vibe: Editorially, yes, the MESSAGE is spot-on, but the execution doesn't seem to match that message, for me. Just tell…