Define "experienced." They had sailed from San Diego across Baja with many stops at port. Then they sailed across the sheltered sea of Cortez. Hell, I have driven the length of Baja. It is not that long and pretty much the entire economy is based off US tourist dollar so everyone speaks English. I spent 5 days on…

Dude fell onto another guy's lap and he's freaking out? AND HE FELT WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN AN ERECTION?

CHRIST, shut it down. Shut it all down. Can you imagine?

Oh my god you guys, THAT DUDE WAS MY ROOMMATE FOR ALMOST A YEAR.

I am a family law attorney in Seattle and my first thought was "please don't let this be any of my clients." It wouldn't be the first time I had to explain away Craigslist penis pics.

They should just call it the "Joy of Sex", after the suggested preferable grooming from the 1972 book.

See! One person who fits my image, so I totally am adopting this stereotype. And when people say they are offended, I will be sure to say, "Well I have a hoodied friend!!"

I live in PDX, wear hoodies every day, and have sex with an uncircumcised man!

When a woman says she doesn't want kids, she really means I DON'T WANT DAMN KIDS.

Every woman yearns for children. 'Children' is a broad category that includes baby dragons and the endearing sound of silence.

Well, she's an android from the future.

Well, we've all known for years that pineapple makes your cum taste sweet. Right? We all knew that, right??

He was Ted Mosby, WASN'T HE?

I've had this weird kind of flirtatious situation going on with a guy that hangs out in the same friend group as me, and he'd slowly been making his way to winning me over. That is, until this past Sunday. As we're about to part ways we hug, and he gives me a really prolonged emotional heartfelt hug (which at this…

It's the only liquor they can shoot besides cotton candy flavored vodka.

The Nashville Bro:

"The Southern Frat Bro" In New Orleans, some of us often refer to these guys as "Krewe of Chad." They generally go out parading in groups.

Hah. Well.. wow..

As a queer man, I can tell you that yes, straight men do think that oral sex is oral sex, regardless of who is performing.

And even if some of the women listed as being completely gay are actually bi, they aren't on there trolling for dick. They are on there to meet a woman.

Actually ... It is A Thing. You can change how you place your voice (nose, throat, chest, etc) which will change its tone. It's taught in Conservatories daily. It can be applied to the speaking voice as easily.