I just saw that Patrick Stewart picture on my Twitter feed and had ZERO idea what the hell was going on.

She doesn't die. She fakes her own death because she's finally had enough of being with sad sack Mosby.

One time I got so drunk that all the negative comments about an exploitative sponsored Jezebel article disappeared.

I have tattoos, and hate when people ask me about them. It's just so boring to answer. They are a part of my body. It's like asking about my arm, right? They're for me, not you. So don't ask.

Ughhh. I hate it when people do the whole non-conformist eye-roll and say, "I thought about getting a tattoo, but now everybody's getting them. Yawn." How do they not hear the utter cockshittery of their own words? The entire point of doing what you want is doing what you want, whether you're the first person or the…

MMF threesome is best threesome.

Yeah, that was a pretty vividly crafted paragraph.

Oh god, I would have completely missed that if you hadn't pointed it out. Whatever the value of the rest of the piece, you must give credit where credit is due: That paragraph is glorious.

Seriously my eyes started glazing over after that first paragraph. Talk about catchy!

After reading your comment, I had to go and read at least the first part of the article. That opening paragraph did not disappoint.

And if you scroll down..."An 1857 letter that a Sigma Phi member named Jenkins Holland sent to one of his fraternity brothers suggests the new system was already hitting full stride: 'I did get one of the nicest pieces of ass some day or two ago.'" 1857!

OH MY GOD. Thank you for pointing that out. My day was improved.

I didn't read it. I'm seeing your comment out of context, and I am truly delighted.

Damn it. I shouldn't laugh this hard at work. It makes it obvious that I'm not working.

I'm so glad I read that.

... no more spoilers, it's too good.

"... fire in the hole." OMG that's hilarious. ROFL.

Three paragraphs in the author is clear about the subject: College fraternities—by which term of art I refer to the formerly all-white, now nominally integrated men’s “general” or “social” fraternities, and not the several other types of fraternities on American campuses (religious, ethnic, academic)—are as old,…

Extremely shallow, pointlessly snarky ("to make its way into the homes of NPR-affiliate members who got a subscription the last time they re-upped during their local pledge drive") critique largely supported by purposeful misreadings and overreaching inferences regarding authorial intent. D+.

Oh wow, that happened at my alma mater. And the town where I currently still reside......