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This is so flawed. I am a short girl (5'1") and because I have ALWAYS been short I am most comfortable when I am shorter than people. Interacting with adults that are even shorter than me, or wearing super high heels and being taller makes me feel anxious because I am in a position that I am not normally accustomed

Diamond Joe has a kick ass time no matter what he's doing! No doubt some Congressperson was letting Ole Joe know what righteous cronic Joe fixed him up with....

I snooped on my ex husband & discovered that he was cheating. I don't regret it. I'd tried to talk about feeling uneasy about aspects of our relationship, tried handling it like an adult, tried to be understanding, all of that. The end of those adult, rational approaches left me shaken and crying in the corner,

By the way, I know the uncle he raps about.

Breaking the fandom fourth wall gives me major secondhand embarrassment. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go clear the history on my phone so no one finds out how many Sherstrade fics I've read in the last 24 hours...

Fixed.

God, I love Neko Case's twitter feed.

OK. Raise your hand if you would totally do Alan Cumming.

It knows what it did.

Only in Beaverton...

Fundamentalist Christians: We don't care about biblical views on crustaceans,bacon, cotton-poly blend clothing, working on Saturday, or that "the root of all evil is the love of money". But be careful where you insert that dick, cuz Deus le veult.

If I didn't care about my child's wellbeing, I would probably go with a ridiculous Greek name like Hegesistratos Phokas of Pontus or Palaechthon Zamolxis the Cynic. Those names command respect in a way that 'Cayden' simply can't. By age 10, little Zalmoxis will already have a full beard, be well versed in alchemy and

As a gay man I can say you're completely wrong, and also you're fat

as someone of indian descent born and raised in america, what offends me with that kind of question is that it serves to imply I'm not really American b/c I'm not white. Its like its beyond their comprehension that someone could speak clear English (b/c its the only language I speak) and would be born and raised here,

Better question might have been how many times do you wear your jeans before washing.

Meanwhile, we still have Terry Richardson out there...

All I can say, as someone with ADD and a Ritalin prescription, is that it feels like all you neurotypical people who take Adderall or Ritalin are talking about some other drug entirely. What is this magical pill you're taking that gives you laser-like focus, energy, and a recreational high? All my stuff does is give

Whatever, dickbags! Hot pink tinsel tree with hot pink lights that even have pink cords! YES!

Jezebel would be a better place if there were more Tim Curry gifs. Your post has convinced me.

Many men down in Manville liked wimmin a lot
But the MRAs down there in Manville did not
Those men hated women - accused them of teasin'
Now please don't ask me why. No one quite knows the reason
It could be their mums didn't raise them quite right
It could be the fact that we're "frigid" and "tight"
But I think that the