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I had this too! In fact I still have the hammer (I use it as a tack hammer). It's covered in well-worn Hello Kitty stickers (what can I say, I got it in 1982). Man, I spent so much time just pounding nails into random pieces of wood with that thing. Later got my elective credits in both high school and college in

I live in Nashville and I feel like I have a story for almost every post here! First week I lived here we went to see an old time country band at a place that had sort of European seating, long row tables like a church basement and you just sat where ever there were seats open. A woman sat by me right as I was

I met her a couple years ago. She sat next to me and friend at a small bar in Nashville. Sat, settled in, turned to us, put out her hand, and said, "Hi, honey, I'm Wynonna." She was really warm and a funny. She had soooo much make up on, but she still looked really beautiful up close. We did not become bffs, but I'm

Is your aunt Swedish? Or from a midwestern state with a high population density of Swedes?

I assumed it was more like getting a handy in restaurant or some other inappropriate location, like while driving or whatever. This list isn't specific enough, but I don't think it's just about quick release in bed in place of penetrative sex.

I feel this so hard. I've been near tears all morning. Worse because so many of my conservative friends, even the anti-choice ones were against Amendment 1 and yet people actually voted for it.

Fanfic is strange because I really do have a live and let live attitude while still just side-eyeing so much of it. I love Harry Potter and I love slash and I will not read Harry Potter slash of any pairing because it just seems WRONG. I can't reconcile my feelings about it, but I guess I don't really need too.

Alloy!

I've been writing fanfic for 22 years and I am really open to anything, boy howdy have learned some details of people's fetishes that I'd rather not know, and learned I like some pretty eff'd up things and yet I still give a big NOPE to mpreg (and knotting, ew). There's something ritually fetishistic about it that

This deserves way more stars.

I worked this tiny, 65 seat bistro for a few years. While it had all the usual perils of serving, it definitely had it moments. We got a lot of famous customers and a lot of really great regulars. Every year there's a holiday live music event, it's hugely popular, booked out 6 weeks in advance, 2 shows a night for a

Yes, my Instagram is almost entirely pictures of cocktails I am consuming or shoes I'm wearing. I mean, yeah, if you're going to market to me, those are probably the things to target. Get your labels and your taps in your pictures and they'll market you beer.

Yes! This. No reason for that conversation to be awkward, if you're both willing it's a sexy conversation in and of itself.

I'm a fiction writer and I've written a bit of light BDSM/moderate D/s erotica and I've sort of developed a consent kink. You spend enough time thinking how to make the negotiation and consent conversion sexy it eventual just becomes sexy.

"the susan g komen foundation for capitulation to the patriarchy" is perfect. PERFECT.

Falafel waffle. Holy shit. I am buying a waffle iron right now.

The difference here is that the "Cool Girls" maybe or may not have the requisite traits, but they put on a persona to intentionally make themselves on of the "Cool Girls." Having those traits in real life, many women do, is not the same as putting on a persona to get boys to like you.

As someone smart above said,